Bitcoin Bernie Meets Hamster Wheel: Jack Dorsey’s Crypto Chaos!

Meet Proto Rig. It’s basically the IKEA of Bitcoin mining. Just stack your hashboards like you would shelves, then swap boards when the urge hits. Who would’ve thought? Instead of the usual mine-to-dump cycle-usually happening faster than my last relationship-it’s all about last-in-stay waves. With this modular madness, your miners could outlast my patience for resolving TV licensing issues-10-plus years!






