Ray Dalio 
In a recent post on X (formerly Twitter, because why not?), Severino pointed out the Bitcoin weekly Chikou, which he claims paints a rosy picture for BTC. Apparently, this pattern has retested support at the candlesticks, and there’s hardly any overhead resistance left. Meanwhile, the Tenkan-sen and Kijun-sen have decided to cross paths in a bullish embrace. How romantic! 💕
Elder Scrolls Online (ESO) is a Massively Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Game (MMORPG) that takes players to Tamriel a thousand years before the Skyrim events. It initially debuted on PC in 2014, and versions for PlayStation and Xbox followed the next year. Consequently, its online player base consists of gamers from all three platforms, yet they play on distinct servers.
During the yearly festival that occurs in the Czech Republic, the screening will be shown in a dedicated section called “Special Screenings” at 7:00 PM on July 9, specifically at Kaiserbad.
Stablecoins, these miraculous digital roubles—oh, sorry, dollars—cling to the 1:1 value like a Russian peasant to his last potato, making the modern world’s instantaneous payments possible. The bill demands these new money-lenders back their tokens with something tangible, whether it’s Treasury bills, cold hard dollars, or perhaps the odd government IOU. Monthly reserve reports shall now be brandished like Tolstoyan confessions at confession. 📜
Naturally, the broader crypto scene is having a fainting fit, as investors (never known for nerves of steel) dash for the exits when geopolitics throws a tantrum.
Situated in one of the most frenetic locales on this planet, the billboard, a veritable titan of digital display, measures an impressive 36 feet by 24 feet. It is as if the company has decided that subtlety is for the faint of heart! With nearly 50 million souls gracing this display each year, it serves as a veritable marketplace for international brands to peddle their wares. And as if that were not enough, Ripple has also extended its reach to the hallowed halls of Grand Central Station, ensuring that no traveler escapes its watchful gaze.
In a recent post on X (formerly known as Twitter, because who doesn’t love a good rebranding?), ZachXBT lamented the growing scale of crypto-related crime. He estimates that this so-called “Black U” market is thriving, while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to buy a cup of coffee with our digital wallets. But don’t worry, most of it is still untraceable—so, you know, it’s like a magic trick, but with stolen money! 🎩✨
In a display of economic acumen that would make even the most seasoned economists blush, Trump lamented that the Fed has maintained borrowing costs at stratospheric levels for far too long, costing the U.S. economy billions. “He’s a political guy who’s not a smart person, but he’s costing the country a fortune,” Trump quipped, as if he were discussing a particularly inept contestant on a reality show.
This little law is just a tiny part of a worldwide hullabaloo, with many places saying “no more” to crypto ATMs. Spokane’s finest law enforcement folks will be keeping a keen eye on this ban to see if it really puts a dent in the dastardly deeds of crypto crime. 🕵️♂️
Allow me to paint the scene, as dark and moody as a Muscovite alley in November. The price, formerly strutting above $0.20 like a general showing off his medals, now snoozes restlessly below $0.17. There it lies, eyes darting to the critical $0.137 threshold (rumoured last seen when people still believed in humanity and stable coins). Should Dogecoin tumble below this—well, expect turbulence worthy of a flying carpet piloted by a blindfolded cat, and a swift rendezvous with the desolate plains of $0.13. Oof.