Ray Dalio

Santiment’s latest post on X is basically the crypto version of a stand-up comedy routine. They compared the “Total Amount of Holders” metric-because nothing says “adoption” like people creating wallets or shoving tokens into existing ones like they’re filling holiday gift baskets. When this number goes up, it’s either a party or a panic selloff. When it goes down? Well, maybe someone finally cleaned their digital closet. Or maybe they’re just done with crypto. Shocker.

So, here we find ourselves with Kalshi launching a grand federal lawsuit against Iowa’s Attorney General Brenna Bird on Wednesday. Yes, folks, it seems like defending their honor-or perhaps just their wallet-has become their top priority. They’ve got a “substantial risk” of enforcement action looming over their event contracts, which sounds about as appealing as a root canal.

Well, well, well, ain’t this a pickle? The mighty Kraken, that noble crypto exchange, has declared they’ll be listing that $PI token from Pi Network, which, if you ask me, sounds like a fancy way of saying “digging for gold with a spoon.” March 13th is the big day, when users can finally trade their … Read more

The team ran a little “proof-of-concept” test, which is just a fancy way of saying, “we tried this and, surprise, it worked.” In this test, they successfully obtained sensitive information from several popular software (a.k.a. “hot”) crypto wallets, including Trust Wallet, Kraken Wallet, and Phantom. So if you’ve ever used one of those, congratulations, you’re now part of an exclusive group of crypto wallet victims.