Ray Dalio 
On the daily chart, ETH is stuck under the 100-day and 200-day moving averages like a kid under a raincloud. Those averages? Sloping lower. Dynamic resistance? More like dynamic frustration. And let’s not forget the descending structure-because nothing says “I’m fine” like a downward spiral. Oh, and the $2,300-$2,400 zone? That’s where the bears are throwing a party, and ETH’s not invited.
Polymarket, that most modern of venues for wagering on the fates of nations, has transformed into a high-stakes salon for the politically astute. As U.S. and Israeli airstrikes rattled Iranian targets, the platform’s daily volume soared to unprecedented heights, sparking debates over the virtues of insider knowledge and the integrity of markets-though one suspects the latter was secondary to the thrill of a tidy profit.
South Korea’s tax authorities lost $4.8 million of seized crypto after displaying the wallets’ secret phrases in a photo. What a silly, silly thing to do!
In a Form 8-K filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC), the company said it acquired the bitcoin between February 23 and March 1, 2026, spending approximately $204.1 million at an average price of $67,700 per BTC, inclusive of fees and expenses. Because why not throw in some fees for good measure?
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On the daily chart, Bitcoin’s corrective structure is as elegant as a Pasternak poem-rejected at $90,400, it tumbled to $59,900, only to find solace in a high-volume capitulation candle. Since then, it has meandered sideways, a digital Hamlet unable to decide whether to breach the $69,500 to $70,500 resistance band or retreat to the safety of $64,000. Key support? $64,500 to $65,000. Major support? $59,900 to $60,000. The market, it seems, is in a state of existential equilibrium.
And why, you ask, does this strength persist? Ah, because the stars-or rather, the charts-align in a most peculiar fashion. Multiple bounce signals, like whispers in a bureaucratic office, suggest Solana’s price is preparing for a short-term recovery. A 5% bounce, they say, is on the horizon. But beware! If one key level breaks, this modest bounce could transform into a rally as grandiose as a Gogol character’s delusions of grandeur.
Pine Labs, backed by shadowy investors Temasek and Peak XV, is set to unleash its magical prepaid card across nine countries by April. A date as precise as a clockwork mouse, but with more suspense.
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The channel of Bitcoin’s price, once a beacon of hope, now stretches sideways and downward, a labyrinth of lower highs and lows. A fleeting reprieve at the weekend was swiftly crushed by another descent, a cruel reminder that even the most resilient markets are not immune to the weight of despair.
