Well now, gather ’round, folks, for a tale most absurd! Barstool Sports’ very own Dave Portnoy, that 48-year-old master of trading misadventure, has decided to spill the beans on why he bid adieu to his precious XRP. This revelation came straight from the horse’s mouth during a live-streamed shindig known as Davey Day Trader Global (or DDTG Global, if you’re the sort who enjoys acronyms).
Now, lo and behold, this curious fellow, Portnoy, was no wise sage plotting his exit, oh no! Instead, he found himself taking unsolicited advice from a chap who initially coaxed him into buying XRP. Out of the blue—and mind you, this was not a “blue moon” kind of deal—this individual sent our dear Portnoy a text filled with bearish tidings. My, my! What a delightful way to ruin a perfectly good trading mood! 📉
This mysterious text warned that Circle was about to pull some shenanigans, engaging in activities that wouldn’t be too flattering for our beloved XRP. This cryptic communication likely alluded to Circle’s grand scheme to jump into the cross-border transfer game, courtesy of their Circle Payments Network that’s been around since May. 😏
Feeling the icy breath of doubt flush his cheeks, Portnoy took the bait and hopped off the XRP train while it was still rattling along at about $2.4 a pop. But wait! The plot thickens like a New Orleans gumbo because not long after, our accidental trader admitted he nearly shed a tear when XRP decided to perform backflips and soar to heights unknown just this past week. 😢
Now, here comes the kicker: Portnoy found himself sitting on a pile of XRP worth a staggering $3 million! Yes, you heard that right! Can you imagine missing out on that delightful pile of cash? It’s akin to finding a pot of gold and then tripping over it! According to the wizards at CoinGecko, XRP is strutting around at $3.56, having reached an eye-popping high of $3.65 just four days ago. So, the next time you think about diving headfirst into crypto, take a moment to ponder the curious case of Dave Portnoy! 🤑
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2025-07-21 22:07