Binance’s Bizarre New Tokens: MUBARAK, BROCCOLI714, TUT, BANANAS31! 🍌🐶

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Once upon a time, in the wild and wacky world of cryptocurrency, Binance—a place where digital coins go to party—decided to let the masses vote on which tokens should join the shindig. And oh, what a peculiar bunch they chose! 🎉

First up, we have Mubarak (MUBARAK), a token that sounds like it was named by someone who just discovered autocorrect. Then there’s CZ’s Dog (BROCCOLI714), which, let’s be honest, sounds like a pet project gone rogue. Tutorial (TUT) is next, because apparently, we all need a lesson in how to lose money. And finally, Banana For Scale (BANANAS31), because why measure success in dollars when you can use fruit? 🍌

These tokens were picked based on a mix of community votes, trading demand, and something called a “fundamental study,” which probably involved a dartboard and a blindfold. Trading kicked off on March 27, 2025, with deposits starting an hour earlier and withdrawals the next day. Because, of course, you can’t have people withdrawing their money before they’ve even had a chance to lose it. 💸

All four tokens are built on the BNB Smart Chain, and Binance has kindly provided their smart contract addresses for verification. Because nothing says “trust us” like a string of random letters and numbers. They’ll be traded against USDT and USDC pairs to keep things liquid, which is crypto-speak for “we’re not entirely sure what’s going on either.”

Oh, and did we mention these tokens were already listed on Binance Alpha? But now, with the spot listing, they’ll be delisted from there. Because why keep things simple when you can make them needlessly complicated? 🤷‍♂️

The selection process was a real circus. A whopping 185,432 votes were cast by 119,334 participants, but after Binance weeded out the fraudulent ones (because apparently, even voting in crypto is rigged), only 172,973 votes were deemed legit. Mubarak came in first, Banana For Scale second, CZ’s Dog third, and Tutorial fourth. Because nothing says “winning” like being named after a vegetable. 🥦

So there you have it, folks. Binance’s latest batch of tokens, brought to you by the power of democracy, questionable naming conventions, and a whole lot of bananas. 🍌

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2025-03-27 22:31