Oh, the audacity! The newly anointed Binance Co-CEO Yi He, a paragon of virtue and digital prowess, has seen her WeChat account plundered by a rogue with a penchant for memecoins! 🤡💸 A most disgraceful affair, I say!
Hacker Shills Mubarakah, A Meme Coin So Tiny, It’s Barely a Whisper in the Crypto World! 🤭
Alas, the co-CEO Yi He, a woman of such stature, fell victim to a social media hack on Tuesday night, as the founder CZ, ever the sage, lamented on X. “A villain has seized @heyibinance’s WeChat,” he declared, “do not trust the posts of these rascals!” 📢
The culprit, a cunning schemer, wielded Yi He’s account to peddle a minuscule memecoin, Mubarakah (MUBARA). Investors, gullible as ever, bought into the token, mistaking the endorsement for a divine blessing. The coin soared, a meteor in the crypto sky! 🚀
On-chain sleuth Lookonchain, ever the detective, unveils the villain’s plan. First, the thief crafted two wallets, spending 19,479 USDT to amass 21.16 million Mubarakah. A most calculated move! 💸
“After the pump, the hacker sold 11.95M $Mubarakah for 43,520 $USDT and still holds 9.21M, a profit of $55K!” cried Lookonchain. A classic pump-and-dump, as predictable as a farce! 🎭
Yi He, in her X post, lamented her phone number was stolen, locking her out of her account. Hours later, she reclaimed her throne. A tale of triumph, though one wonders if the hackers still linger in the shadows… 🔄
CZ, ever the critic, scoffed at Web 2.0, declaring, “Its security is as flimsy as a paper castle!” A jab at the old guard, no doubt. ⚠️
This hack occurred mere days after Yi He, a co-founder of Binance, was appointed co-CEO. Previously, she served as chief customer service officer-a role as mundane as a parlor trick! 🎩
In other news, Binance, ever the trailblazer, became the first exchange to receive a license from UAE’s ADGM. A triumph, though one might question if the regulators are as wise as they seem… 🏆
ADGM, the UAE’s financial beacon, now permits Binance to operate through three entities: an exchange, a clearing house, and a broker-dealer. A labyrinth of bureaucracy, no doubt! 🏛️
Richard Teng, co-CEO, proclaimed: “ADGM’s gold standard proves Binance meets the highest international standards!” A statement as hollow as a drum. 🥁
Bitcoin’s Price: A Descent as Dramatic as a Tragedy! 📉
At this moment, Bitcoin hovers at $91,900, a 1% drop this week. A tragedy of epic proportions! 💸
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