Bitcoin Bonanza! 🤑 $95K Here We Come?

Listen up, you lot! Seems there’s a hullabaloo brewing over in France! The Blockchain Group, sounds like a bunch of blokes in suits, has gone absolutely bonkers for Bitcoin! They’ve stuffed their pockets with a whopping 580 Bitcoins. That’s more money than you can shake a stick at, or about $50 million. Blimey!

And get this, their stock price has gone completely loopy since they started hoarding these digital nuggets back in November. Up by 225%! Crikey! It all started when that Donald Trump chap won the election – pure coincidence, of course. Or is it? 🤔

Then, on December 4th, when Bitcoin was changing hands for a staggering $96,000, they bought another 25. Just before it was about to hit a hundred grand. Sneaky, eh? These blighters are playing a right clever game. 😈

Apparently, they’re using all their spare cash (and a few tricksy financing deals) to make even MORE money. It’s enough to make your head spin! 😵‍💫

And wouldn’t you know it, just as they were filling their coffers, GameStop (remember them?) announced they were buying Bitcoin too! Sent their stock sky-high. What a load of poppycock!

Bitcoin’s Got Its Eye on $95,000 – Fingers Crossed!

Right now, Bitcoin’s wobbling around $87,400. Not much movement, really. But the clever clogs, the ANALYSTS (always with their fancy charts and jargon), reckon it’s about to go BOOM! They’re seeing something called an “inverse Head & Shoulders” pattern. Sounds like a shampoo advert, but apparently, it’s a GOOD thing. 👍

This “inverse H&S” is like a secret code that tells them the price is about to shoot upwards. If it breaks past $87,600 (hold your breath!), it could zoom all the way to $95,000. Cor blimey, that’s a lot of dosh! 💰

$BTC 3-dayperfect inverse H&S on the line chart targets $95K

— Super฿ro (@SuperBitcoinBro) March 27, 2025

Some boffin called SuperBitcoinBro (catchy name, eh?) even chirped about it on that Twitter thingy. He says it could go even HIGHER! Six figures, he reckons! Don’t get too excited, though. It’s all just guess work, isn’t it? 🤷‍♂️

Apparently, there’s some other mumbo jumbo happening on the charts too. Something about a “MACD line” and “histogram bars”. Sounds like something you’d find in a science lab. The gist of it is, things are looking UP! 🚀

If Bitcoin can wriggle past $89,000, it might zoom towards $91,000 and then, whoosh, $95,000! Keep your peepers peeled, folks! 👀

And some other clever bloke called Niels reckons Bitcoin’s going to reach a new peak by April or May. He says something about the “M2 money supply” hitting a new high. Blah, blah, blah. 😴

M2 money supply has reached a new ATH.Every time this has happened, BTC has made a new high within 8-12 weeks.I think the possibility of $BTC reaching a new ATH by April/May is highly likely.

— Niels (@Web3Niels) March 24, 2025

Apparently, every time this “M2 supply” goes bonkers, Bitcoin follows suit within a few months. So, there you have it. More gibberish from the so called experts. 😜

2025-03-27 18:44

Bitcoin’s Got Its Eye on $95,000 – Fingers Crossed!

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