Darling, if you’d invested in MicroStrategy ($MSTR) back in ’21 – and let’s face it, you probably didn’t – you’d be sitting prettier than a Bitcoin miner at a power plant buffet. ⚡ The company’s hoarded enough Bitcoin (672,497 BTC, but who’s counting?) to make Scrooge McDuck look positively austere. 💎
Their shares are now performing better than Bitcoin itself – which is rather like discovering your butler makes better martinis than you do. Shocking, but terribly convenient. 🍸 Today’s NAV per share sits at $170, proving that sometimes corporate stubbornness does pay off – who knew? 🤷♂️
MicroStrategy’s balance sheet is now stronger than a double-shot espresso, thanks to their delightful habit of tapping capital markets like a tipsy debutante at an open bar. 🥂 Their strategy demonstrates that when it comes to Bitcoin, going all in isn’t just for poker players – it’s for corporate thrill-seekers too. 🎰
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