If you ask CoinDesk to tell you how the cryptic fortunes are blowing today, sit tight—here comes the dispatch, and by thunder, it’s full of more wigs and wild swings than a Mississippi riverboat in a hurricane. 🚣♂️
The great CoinDesk 20 rig is currently wheezing its way up to 2780.05, which is a rousing 0.4% more than it did at tea time yesterday—so break out your dancing shoes, if 9.87 points gets you lively. Or just yawn, whichever’s easier.
Now, if you’re hunting the high-fliers among the 20, only nine bothered to climb today. That’s less than half. Mathematics courtesy of Twain’s patented lazy arithmetic. 🧮
Over in the winner’s corner, we got Bitcoin Cash (BCH) grinning like a possum with a bagful of corn—up 6.3%. Not far behind, old reliable Ethereum (ETH) shuffled out a modest 1.8% rise, which won’t buy you a steamboat ticket, but might get you a cup of river water.
Now, hold your horses—because while some folks were too busy winning, SUI (-2.6%) and HBAR (-2.1%) did their best impression of rocks dropping off the back of a paddlewheeler. Better luck next time, boys. 🥲
For those who collect trivia or leave their hats on strangers’ racks: the CoinDesk 20 covers more territory than a raft drifting from St. Louis to New Orleans and trades on so many platforms it needs a map (and probably a new pair of boots).
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