Bitcoin Down?! 🤯 Seriously?

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Okay, so Bitcoin. It’s like, down. Again. I mean, it was at $109K, and now…? Who knows! It’s always something with these things. It’s exhausting. 🙄

Apparently, this Powell guy, the Fed chair, said something. Another rate cut isn’t a “certain thing”? What does that even mean? Everything’s uncertain! That’s life! But still…$109K to… less? It’s just… inconsiderate.

And people are selling! Selling, I tell you! Institutional traders, retail traders… everyone’s cashing out. Taking profits. Like they know something I don’t. It’s always the people who know something you don’t. It’s infuriating! 😤

Solana… don’t even get me started on Solana. They launched ETFs for it, you know? The first ones. And it still went down? What is the point?! It’s like inviting someone to a party and they just complain the whole time. Just…stay home!

And the volatility is “subdued”? Subdued?! What am I, supposed to be excited about subdued volatility? I need drama! I need swings! I need something to complain about! Honestly, it’s a disaster. 🤦‍♂️

They’re also saying when the government gets back to work – eventually, I guess – the economy might look worse than we think. As if things aren’t bad enough already. It’s just a whole… mess. A big, complicated, frustrating mess.

Market Movement

BTC: Down roughly 5%. Can you believe it? Five percent! It’s a catastrophe!

ETH: Slipped 1.8%. It’s just…slipping away. Like sand through my fingers. Oh, the humanity!

Gold: Down $16.50, which, I guess, isn’t terrible. But still… why?

Nikkei 225: Up. Fine. Good for them. I have nothing to say about this. I’m too busy being annoyed by Bitcoin.

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2025-10-31 05:23