Bitcoin Plummets Below $84K, Tariffs Blamed!? đŸ˜±

Bitcoin Plummets Below $84K, Tariffs Blamed!? đŸ˜±

Bitcoin Plummets Below $84K, Tariffs Blamed!? đŸ˜±


Mark my words, ladies and gents, Bitcoin done tripped, fell, and landed smack dab at $83,544 on Friday. Blame it on them newfangled financial sorcery tricks—or good ol’ fashioned meddling—from them Trump tariffs targeting Big Pharma. Add a pinch of inflation anxiety (30 years in the makin’!) and voilĂ , chaos is served. đŸČ

The Great Bitcoin Tumble: A Financial Circus 🐒

Over on the markets, cryptos were doing their best impression of a runaway horse—bolting and bucking all the way down with Wall Street. By the time the dust settled, numbers looked like they got into a fight with a porcupine: poked full of losses. March’s consumer sentiment data, trade showdowns courtesy of Trump, and inflation—oh my!—all decided to throw a rager together.

The crypto economy ain’t looking too spry either, tumbling 4.14% in the past 24 hours and landing at a whopping $2.73 trillion (a small fortune for your average feller—but a papercut for these markets). Bitcoin, holding the reins for 61% of that pile, is as stubborn as an old mule—stuck below the $84,000 mark like it’s got chewing gum on its boots. Meanwhile, global cypto trading volumes hit $91.4 billion today, with Bitcoin causin’ $31.53 billion of all that ruckus. Yeehaw.

BTC/USD at 4:55 p.m. ET on March 28, 2025. A sad sight for sore eyes, ain’t it? 😟

Meanwhile, our friendly neighborhood `Fear-o-Meter’ (CFGI) is coughing up a “33/100” score—where “fear” officially downgraded to “we’re-all-gonna-die” levels. As for Bitcoin’s trading partners, the heavy hitters include good ol’ USDT, FDUSD, and USD. But wait! South Korea jumped into sixth place with its wand-waving wizard money (Upbit says Bitcoin’s sittin’ pretty at $85,113)—higher than the world’s average. Guess they didn’t get the memo about crashing.

Much as it pains me to write it, Coinglass reports a hefty $445.25 million of liquidations today. That’s a heap of folks crying into their morning coffees about lost derivatives—and BTC long traders accounted for $107 million of them. Now, I ain’t no Wall Street feller, but when Bitcoin’s moves start mirroring Wall Street’s, it’s enough to make even the sturdiest cowboy reach for his whiskey bottle. đŸ„ƒ

All told, the crypto herd wanders a rocky trail, caught between the storm clouds of inflation, sticky trade politics, and an unholy heap of speculation. Traders nowadays might be as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, but hey, maybe that’s what builds character, huh? Or maybe just migraines. Only time will tell. đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž

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2025-03-29 00:27