Bitcoin Plummets Below $84K, Tariffs Blamed!? đ±
Mark my words, ladies and gents, Bitcoin done tripped, fell, and landed smack dab at $83,544 on Friday. Blame it on them newfangled financial sorcery tricksâor good olâ fashioned meddlingâfrom them Trump tariffs targeting Big Pharma. Add a pinch of inflation anxiety (30 years in the makinâ!) and voilĂ , chaos is served. đČ
The Great Bitcoin Tumble: A Financial Circus đ
Over on the markets, cryptos were doing their best impression of a runaway horseâbolting and bucking all the way down with Wall Street. By the time the dust settled, numbers looked like they got into a fight with a porcupine: poked full of losses. Marchâs consumer sentiment data, trade showdowns courtesy of Trump, and inflationâoh my!âall decided to throw a rager together.
The crypto economy ainât looking too spry either, tumbling 4.14% in the past 24 hours and landing at a whopping $2.73 trillion (a small fortune for your average fellerâbut a papercut for these markets). Bitcoin, holding the reins for 61% of that pile, is as stubborn as an old muleâstuck below the $84,000 mark like itâs got chewing gum on its boots. Meanwhile, global cypto trading volumes hit $91.4 billion today, with Bitcoin causinâ $31.53 billion of all that ruckus. Yeehaw.

Meanwhile, our friendly neighborhood `Fear-o-Meterâ (CFGI) is coughing up a â33/100â scoreâwhere “fear” officially downgraded to âwe’re-all-gonna-dieâ levels. As for Bitcoin’s trading partners, the heavy hitters include good olâ USDT, FDUSD, and USD. But wait! South Korea jumped into sixth place with its wand-waving wizard money (Upbit says Bitcoinâs sittin’ pretty at $85,113)âhigher than the worldâs average. Guess they didnât get the memo about crashing.
Much as it pains me to write it, Coinglass reports a hefty $445.25 million of liquidations today. Thatâs a heap of folks crying into their morning coffees about lost derivativesâand BTC long traders accounted for $107 million of them. Now, I ainât no Wall Street feller, but when Bitcoinâs moves start mirroring Wall Streetâs, itâs enough to make even the sturdiest cowboy reach for his whiskey bottle. đ„
All told, the crypto herd wanders a rocky trail, caught between the storm clouds of inflation, sticky trade politics, and an unholy heap of speculation. Traders nowadays might be as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, but hey, maybe thatâs what builds character, huh? Or maybe just migraines. Only time will tell. đ€·ââïž
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2025-03-29 00:27