Bitcoin Plummets Below $84K, Tariffs Blamed!? 😱

Bitcoin Plummets Below $84K, Tariffs Blamed!? 😱

Bitcoin Plummets Below $84K, Tariffs Blamed!? 😱


Mark my words, ladies and gents, Bitcoin done tripped, fell, and landed smack dab at $83,544 on Friday. Blame it on them newfangled financial sorcery tricks—or good ol’ fashioned meddling—from them Trump tariffs targeting Big Pharma. Add a pinch of inflation anxiety (30 years in the makin’!) and voilĆ , chaos is served. šŸ²

The Great Bitcoin Tumble: A Financial Circus šŸ’

Over on the markets, cryptos were doing their best impression of a runaway horse—bolting and bucking all the way down with Wall Street. By the time the dust settled, numbers looked like they got into a fight with a porcupine: poked full of losses. March’s consumer sentiment data, trade showdowns courtesy of Trump, and inflation—oh my!—all decided to throw a rager together.

The crypto economy ain’t looking too spry either, tumbling 4.14% in the past 24 hours and landing at a whopping $2.73 trillion (a small fortune for your average feller—but a papercut for these markets). Bitcoin, holding the reins for 61% of that pile, is as stubborn as an old mule—stuck below the $84,000 mark like it’s got chewing gum on its boots. Meanwhile, global cypto trading volumes hit $91.4 billion today, with Bitcoin causin’ $31.53 billion of all that ruckus. Yeehaw.

BTC/USD at 4:55 p.m. ET on March 28, 2025. A sad sight for sore eyes, ain’t it? 😟

Meanwhile, our friendly neighborhood `Fear-o-Meter’ (CFGI) is coughing up a ā€œ33/100ā€ score—where “fear” officially downgraded to ā€œwe’re-all-gonna-dieā€ levels. As for Bitcoin’s trading partners, the heavy hitters include good ol’ USDT, FDUSD, and USD. But wait! South Korea jumped into sixth place with its wand-waving wizard money (Upbit says Bitcoin’s sittin’ pretty at $85,113)—higher than the world’s average. Guess they didn’t get the memo about crashing.

Much as it pains me to write it, Coinglass reports a hefty $445.25 million of liquidations today. That’s a heap of folks crying into their morning coffees about lost derivatives—and BTC long traders accounted for $107 million of them. Now, I ain’t no Wall Street feller, but when Bitcoin’s moves start mirroring Wall Street’s, it’s enough to make even the sturdiest cowboy reach for his whiskey bottle. 🄃

All told, the crypto herd wanders a rocky trail, caught between the storm clouds of inflation, sticky trade politics, and an unholy heap of speculation. Traders nowadays might be as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs, but hey, maybe that’s what builds character, huh? Or maybe just migraines. Only time will tell. šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø

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2025-03-29 00:27