Bitcoin: The Only Thing Rising Faster Than My Blood Pressure! 😂

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In the grand theater of financial speculation, the illustrious Robert Kiyosaki, a name synonymous with the tome “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” has once again graced us with his prophetic musings. This time, he has donned the mantle of a soothsayer, predicting a cataclysmic crash that would make even the most stoic investor quiver in their boots. Yet, amidst this impending doom, he clings to Bitcoin as if it were a life raft in a tempestuous sea of uncertainty.

In a recent tweet, our dear author and podcaster unveiled his “after-the-crash plan,” which, in a twist of irony, involves purchasing more Bitcoin. Ah, the sweet scent of optimism! Over the last 24 hours, the world’s leading cryptocurrency has experienced a modest uptick of 1.65%, rising from a staggering $96,870 to a dizzying $98,540. One can only wonder if this is a sign of recovery or merely a fleeting mirage.

Kiyosaki’s Unwavering Resolve

Our financial oracle has boldly proclaimed that he anticipates a colossal crash, though he refrains from providing a precise timeline. He believes that during this potential apocalypse, all major assets—stocks, bonds, real estate, gold, silver, and yes, even Bitcoin—will plummet into the abyss.

Yet, in a display of unwavering conviction, Kiyosaki has declared that he will not part with his “digital gold” should Bitcoin take a nosedive. In his tweet, he quipped, “I will back up the truck and buy more.” One can only imagine the sight of him, truck in tow, ready to scoop up Bitcoin like a child collecting candy on Halloween.

The Phoenix of Cryptocurrencies

With a fervor that rivals the most passionate of poets, Kiyosaki asserts that when “the Everything Bubble” bursts—an event he insists is imminent—Bitcoin will rise from the ashes faster than a phoenix, soaring to new heights. “Higher highs,” he insists, as if he were a modern-day bard spinning tales of glory.

GIANT CRASH????

If there is a giant crash…. Of the often times called “the EVERYTHING BUBBLE,” stocks and bonds, real estate, gold and silver and Bitcoin will crash with it.

Q: If it crashes will I sell my Bitcoin?
A: NO

If the price of Bitcoin crashes I will back up the…

— Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) February 20, 2025

Ah, the wisdom of Kiyosaki’s “after the crash” strategy! The last time he indulged in such a purchase was on February 7, when he extolled the virtues of acquiring more BTC and gold. His rationale? “Owning gold and Bitcoin is smarter and safer than saving dollars.” A sentiment that surely resonates with many weary souls.

Earlier this week, our intrepid investor took to social media, imploring his followers to hoard gold, silver, and Bitcoin. He took a cheeky jab at the US dollar, labeling it “fake.” “Fake $ makes the rich richer….and the poor and middle class poorer,” he lamented, as if he were a modern-day Robin Hood, albeit without the tights.

He further lamented the rising cost of living, declaring, “food…gas…life’s inflation…to go up in price….making life harder….more expensive….for the poor and middle class.” A poignant observation, indeed, as he urged his audience to “Please start saving Gold, Silver, & Bitcoin…. Real Money.”

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2025-02-21 12:48