Bitcoin & Videos?! 🤯 You Won’t Believe This!

Hark! A most curious alliance doth unfold! Rumble, that purveyor of moving pictures to the masses, hath joined forces with Tether, a house of… digital coinage, shall we say? 🧐 ‘Tis announced, with a flourish, that the common folk – Rumble boasting nigh unto fifty-one million monthly patrons, mind you – shall now be able to bestow upon their favored players of images a gratuity… in Bitcoin! Yes, you heard correctly, good sirs and madams, virtual treasure for virtual amusement.

The most honorable Chris Pavlovski, chief architect of Rumble, doth assure us this novel contrivance is, at this very moment, undergoing rigorous examination – lest some rogue algorithm devour the offerings! And Paolo Ardoino of Tether, a man of obvious discernment, informs us that the grand unveiling shall occur betwixt the waning of early December and the burgeoning of mid-December. A timeframe, one notes, precise as a watchmaker’s sneeze.🤧

But hold! This is not a mere act of generosity. No, no. Tether, in a display of…shall we say… magnanimity, previously invested a sum exceeding seven hundred and seventy-five million dollars into Rumble’s coffers! A most persuasive inducement, no doubt, to embrace the ways of the blockchain. 💰One wonders if this is truly for the betterment of artistry, or simply a shrewd maneuver to populate the digital realm with more of these strange, untraceable coins. A question for the ages, I assure you! 🎭

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2025-10-25 08:37