Right, so Bitcoin just did a thing. A *massive* thing. Like, $292 million massive. In minutes. 🚀 Apparently, someone (or something) decided to shuffle 3,402 BTC from one mysterious wallet to another equally mysterious wallet. Because, you know, that’s what normal people do on a Wednesday. 🐳
On-chain data is all like, “Hmm, this could be institutional activity or just whales having a whale of a time.” But honestly, it’s probably just Elon Musk testing his new crypto wallet app. Or maybe it’s the Illuminati. Who knows? 🤷♀️
🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨 3,402 #BTC (292,322,254 USD) transferred from unknown wallet to unknown wallet
— Whale Alert (@whale_alert) March 20, 2025
Some experts (read: people on Twitter) are speculating it’s an OTC trade. Which, for the uninitiated, is basically crypto’s version of a back-alley deal. But hey, as long as no one’s getting hurt, right? Except maybe my FOMO. 😭
Meanwhile, Bitcoin’s up 3% in the last 24 hours, casually chilling at $85,947. Ethereum and the gang are also having a little party, thanks to Fed Chair Jerome Powell’s dovish vibes. Because nothing says “bull market” like a central banker saying, “Eh, inflation’s fine.” 📈
Bitcoin’s Back, Baby!
Bitcoin hit $87,000 on Wednesday, up nearly 6%. Why? Because the Federal Reserve hinted at looser financial conditions, and everyone’s like, “YOLO, let’s buy crypto!” 🤑
The Fed kept interest rates steady, which was about as surprising as finding out Mark Zuckerberg is actually a robot. They’re holding the benchmark rate at 4.25% to 4.50%, because apparently, the economy is still “uncertain.” Shocking. 🙄
Powell also mentioned that inflation is “a little higher than projected.” Which, in Fed-speak, means, “Oops, our crystal ball’s broken.” But hey, Bitcoin doesn’t care. It’s too busy mooning. 🌕
By Thursday, Bitcoin was flirting with $87,470 before settling back to $85,000. It’s now above the daily SMA 200, which is either very important or just crypto jargon to make us feel smart. Either way, the next few days will be *fascinating*. Or a total snooze. 🥱
Read More
- MHA’s Back: Horikoshi Drops New Chapter in ‘Ultra Age’ Fanbook – See What’s Inside!
- Invincible’s Strongest Female Characters
- Nine Sols: 6 Best Jin Farming Methods
- Top 8 Weapon Enchantments in Oblivion Remastered, Ranked
- Top 8 UFC 5 Perks Every Fighter Should Use
- Fix Oblivion Remastered Crashing & GPU Fatal Errors with These Simple Tricks!
- How to Reach 80,000M in Dead Rails
- Captain America: Brave New World Shows The Incredible Hulk Needs More Respect
- Is Universal Planning a Wicked Theme Park to Rival Disney?
- USD ILS PREDICTION
2025-03-20 16:29