Bitcoin’s Bull Run: A Farce or Fate? 🤑

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Ah, the eternal dance of hope and despair! Samson Mow, the prophet of Jan3, proclaims that the Bitcoin bull run has not yet graced us with its divine presence. Despite the market’s tears, he foretells a rally so fierce, it shall make the heavens tremble. Or is it merely the delirium of a dreamer? 🤡

 

Samson Mow, the self-anointed oracle of Bitcoin’s infrastructure, declares that the bull run is but a distant whisper. His words echo through the cryptosphere like a ghost in a haunted mansion, as Bitcoin’s price dips below the sacred $100,000 threshold. “We’re just marginally outperforming inflation,” he muses, as if inflation were a mere flea on the back of Bitcoin’s majestic lion. 🐜

“The Bitcoin bull run hasn’t started yet. We’re just marginally outperforming inflation at this price range,” Mow proclaimed on Wednesday, his voice dripping with the certainty of a man who has gazed too long into the abyss of blockchain.

Samson Mow: The Rally Whisperer or a Madman?

Data from CoinGecko reveals that Bitcoin stumbled to $99,607 on November 5, only to rise like a phoenix from its ashes. Analysts, ever the pessimists, attribute this to the petty squabbles between the United States and China. Yet, Mow remains unshaken, his faith in Bitcoin’s ascendancy as unyielding as a Dostoevskian protagonist’s torment. 🦅

In a series of posts on X, Mow argues that Bitcoin continues to outpace the US inflation rate of 3%. “Fear not, for the bull run is nigh,” he seems to say, though one wonders if he is speaking to the masses or merely to his own reflection in the mirror of madness. 🪞

SAMSON MOW: “The bull run hasn’t started yet. We’re just marginally outperforming inflation at this price range.”

– JAN3 (@JAN3com)

Mow, a perennial cheerleader for Bitcoin, once predicted that the cryptocurrency could soar to $1 million in a “short and violent upheaval.” This week, he hints at a “Christmas god candle,” a phrase so grandiose it could only be uttered by a man who has lost himself in the labyrinth of his own prophecies. When asked if such a miracle could occur, he replies, “I am not uncertain.” 🕯️

His words come at a time when the market is a tempest of conflicting emotions, with traders torn between greed and fear. Some anticipate further descent into the abyss, while others cling to the hope of another ascent. 🌪️

The Market’s Angst: Fear of Selling or Fear of Missing Out?

Macro analyst Jordi Visser suggests that Bitcoin might be in an “initial product offering phase,” where old hands sell and newcomers buy in. This notion has sparked paranoia that long-term investors, the so-called “OGs,” are cashing out near the $100,000 mark. Mow, however, dismisses these fears as the ravings of a frightened mob. 🧙‍♂️

“People are fearful because they created their own theory that OGs are selling above $0.1M, and they may sell more,” he scoffs on X. “It’s incredible how people are capable of self-owning themselves with fear. Focus on the big picture. Bitcoin is going to add a zero, it’s just a question of when.” 📉

“I know not a single long-term holder who is selling,” he adds, his tone dripping with the condescension of a man who believes himself to be the sole voice of reason in a world gone mad. 🧐

Jan3’s Gospel: Greed in the Face of Fear

While traditional sentiment trackers paint a picture of dread, Mow’s Jan3 sings a different tune. The Crypto Fear & Greed Index plunges to 23, signaling “extreme fear,” but Jan3’s inverted index declares that Bitcoiners are in a state of “greed,” hoarding sats like misers in a Dickens novel. 🤑

“The market’s crying. Bitcoiners? Still stacking,” Jan3 proclaims. “Fear and Greed Index sits at 23, which is the Extreme Greed area. Because Bitcoiners fear missing sats, not Bitcoin price drops.” 💎

A Divided Market, Yet Hope Springs Eternal

As prices teeter on the edge, sentiment among Bitcoin’s faithful remains stubbornly optimistic. Many see the recent correction as a mere interlude before the next grand ascent. For now, Bitcoin hovers just below $100,000, clinging to the year’s key support levels like a survivor on a sinking ship. 🚢

Whether the next surge comes by year’s end or lingers into the next, Mow remains convinced that the true Bitcoin bull run is yet to unfold. But in the grand theater of the cryptosphere, who can say what is farce and what is fate? 🎭

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2025-11-06 18:12