Bitcoin’s Corporate Love Affair Hits a Snag: 99.93% Drop in Weekly Purchases!

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Well, butter my biscuit and call me confused! According to the number-crunchers at SoSoValue, corporate bigwigs have suddenly gone cold on Bitcoin, with a staggering 99.93% drop in weekly purchases. That’s right, folks-last week, listed companies threw a mere $70K into the Bitcoin pot, and the only one with their hand still in the cookie jar was BHODL, who snagged 1 BTC like it was the last slice of pizza at a party.

  • Publicly listed companies bought a measly $70,000 worth of Bitcoin last week, a 99.93% nosedive from the previous week. SoSoValue must be double-checking their calculators.
  • Strategy (yes, the one formerly known as MicroStrategy, because rebranding is totally the solution) and Japan’s Metaplanet sat on their hands, while BHODL was the lone ranger, dropping $72,832 on 1 BTC. Go big or go home, I guess.
  • Despite this sudden case of cold feet, corporate treasuries still hold 1,023,333 BTC, worth about $6.939 billion. That’s 5.1% of Bitcoin’s circulating supply-not too shabby for a week when everyone else was apparently napping.

Bitcoin’s corporate love affair has hit a snag, with net purchases by publicly listed companies plummeting 99.93% week-over-week to a paltry $70K. As of 8 a.m. Eastern on March 30, 2026, non-mining firms added a net 1 BTC-a far cry from the hundreds they were hoarding just a week ago. It’s like the Bitcoin buffet closed early, and everyone’s left wondering where the next meal is coming from.

The big players are acting like they’ve lost their wallets. Strategy, the poster child for corporate Bitcoin bets, has gone radio silent, with SoSoValue noting they “haven’t announced any Bitcoin purchases.” Metaplanet, meanwhile, is on an 11-week buying hiatus after a 2025 shopping spree. Together, these two were the dynamic duo of Bitcoin accumulation, with Strategy once holding over 1% of the total supply. Now? Crickets.

BHODL to the Rescue (Sort Of)

In a week where corporate Bitcoin buying was as scarce as a polite comment section, BHODL stepped up to the plate. On March 26, the UK-based firm announced it invested $72,832 to buy 1 Bitcoin-a modest purchase, but hey, someone’s got to keep the lights on. Meanwhile, two European firms are playing the long game: Swedish health-tech company H100 plans to acquire Norwegian firms Moonshot AS and Never Say Die AS to boost its Bitcoin holdings to 3,501 BTC, and French asset manager Capital B raised 2.8 million euros to prep for future Bitcoin buys. Slow and steady wins the race, right?

Corporate Treasuries: Still Holding the Fort

Despite the weekly buying drought, corporate treasuries are still Bitcoin’s stalwart supporters. SoSoValue reports that publicly listed companies (excluding miners) hold 1,023,333 BTC, worth about $6.939 billion-a cool 5.1% of Bitcoin’s circulating supply. That’s up a whopping 0.000098% from last week, which is basically the financial equivalent of a shrug.

In past crypto.news coverage, we’ve marveled at how firms like Strategy and Metaplanet were using Bitcoin as a long-term hedge, joining the trend of companies diversifying into digital gold. But with ETFs now calling the shots and macro conditions tighter than a pair of skinny jeans after Thanksgiving, even the most bullish buyers are hitting pause. This week’s 99.93% drop in corporate purchases fits the pattern: when the going gets tough, the tough get cautious.

So, what’s next for Bitcoin? With corporate treasuries on the sidelines, the next leg up will likely depend on ETF flows and retail investors-unless, of course, someone at MicroStrategy (sorry, Strategy) decides to go on another shopping spree. Until then, we’ll be here, watching the charts and wondering if Bitcoin’s corporate romance is just on a break… or if it’s time to swipe left.

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2026-03-30 23:58