Bitcoin’s Death Cross: Bullish or Just a Funeral March? 🎢💀

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Oh, honey, grab your popcorn because Bitcoin just did a dramatic hair flip and flashed a death cross. But don’t worry, crypto analyst Colin is here to tell us it’s “ironically” bullish. 🥳 Because nothing says “party time” like a chart pattern that sounds like it belongs in a horror movie. 🎉💀 Meanwhile, BTC’s YTD gains are like that one friend who leaves the party early-gone, but not forgotten. 👋

Death Cross: The Bottom’s Up Indicator? 🍸📉

In a plot twist worthy of a daytime soap, Colin dropped an X post (formerly known as Twitter, because why not add more confusion?) declaring the death cross just hit Bitcoin’s lower megaphone boundary. 🗣️✨ Apparently, this is a bullish setup, because in crypto, bad news is just good news in disguise. 🤡 Colin’s like, “This is probably the bottom, guys!” while the rest of us are like, “Or is it just the beginning of a very long nap? 😴”

He’s betting on a short-term bounce, but the real question is: will it be a rocket to the moon 🚀 or just a sad trampoline jump? 🪂 Either way, he’s serving optimism like it’s going out of style. Meanwhile, the Fed’s planning to end QT by December, which Colin calls a “bullish catalyst.” Because nothing says “crypto rally” like central bank jargon. 🏦💸

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And let’s not forget Benjamin Cowen, who also confirmed the death cross. 🕵️‍♂️ He’s like, “Yeah, it’s happened before, but this time might be different because, you know, gestures at everything.” If the bull market’s over, this rally might fizzle like a flat soda. 🥤 But if not, we could see a bounce within the week. Or another dump. Because why make things easy? 🤷‍♀️

Fun fact: After the last death cross in April, BTC jumped 22%. So maybe this is just crypto’s version of a dramatic breakup followed by a glow-up? 💔✨ At press time, Bitcoin’s chilling at $95,100, down in the last 24 hours. But hey, it’s crypto-it’ll probably change its mind by tomorrow. 🌪️

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2025-11-17 15:21