Bitcoin’s Inevitable Reign: CZ’s Hilarious Take on Crypto Domination

Ah, the ever-eloquent Changpeng Zhao, erstwhile maestro of Binance, hath deigned to grace us with his musings on the latest spectacle: Strategic Bitcoin Reserves. Verily, the man doth wax poetic, comparing Bitcoin to the Internet and money itself. 🎭

Lo and behold, Montana hath joined the fray, passing a bill to create a local Bitcoin reserve and sending it to the House floor for a vote. CZ, ever the sage, cited a tweet by Dennis Porter of the Satoshi Action Fund, declaring that Montana is the fourth state to embark on this noble quest, alongside Utah, Oklahoma, and Arizona. 🏞️

In a tweet that could only be described as dripping with sarcasm, CZ proclaimed, “You can buy bitcoins after the US government is done buying, or before. There is no other choice, btw. 🤷‍♂️” Truly, a man of few words but infinite wit. 🧠

You can buy bitcoins after the US government is done buying, or before.

There is no other choice, btw. 🤷‍♂️

— CZ 🔶 BNB (@cz_binance) February 19, 2025

When pressed further, CZ doubled down, declaring, “There is no escape… It’s like, you can’t not use the internet (or money).” Ah, the inevitability of Bitcoin! A fate we must all embrace, whether we like it or not. 🌐💸

countries or individuals. There is no escape… It’s like, you can’t not use the internet (or money). 🤷‍♂️

— CZ 🔶 BNB (@cz_binance) February 19, 2025

CZ’s Crypto Karma: A Tale of Donations and Returns

But wait, there’s more! The day prior, CZ took to Twitter to extol the virtues of crypto donations, only to find himself the recipient of a most unexpected boon. After donating 150 BNB (a princely sum of $100,000) to victims of the LIBRA coin scandal, he received his donation back—and then some! 🎁

It seems the university student to whom CZ sent the funds added $50,000 of his own money to aid the victims. And lo, the address from which CZ sent the funds received crypto back, in greater value and “more in tokens.” Truly, the crypto gods do work in mysterious ways. 🙏

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2025-02-20 13:50