Bitcoin’s Rollercoaster: Hold On Tight, 2026 is Coming! 🎢💰

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So, here we are again, folks. Bitcoin (BTC) has just wrapped up one of its worst Q4 performances in years. You know, typical stuff. Looks like it’s going to end the year in negative territory – not exactly a surprise, right? It’s like going to a restaurant and finding out they’re out of everything on the menu. Just great!

According to this guy, Doctor Profit – I mean, what a name, right? Sounds like someone who should be fixing my car instead of analyzing crypto. Anyway, he claims we’re still in a bear market that kicked off back in September. He says we need another 12 to 14 months to find the bottom of this thing. Are we waiting for a bus or a miracle here?

2026 Crash Incoming?

Doctor Profit thinks Bitcoin might bounce back to around $60,000 eventually. He’s saying the market needs to lounge around for a while to build some liquidity. It’s like waiting for your friend who’s always late – you just sit there, looking at your watch, wondering if you should text them or order dinner without them.

Now, apparently, in the short term, BTC could see a little uptick – maybe hit $97,000 to $107,000 soon. But don’t get too excited; major issues aren’t expected until February or March 2026. So, it’s like waiting for the next season of your favorite show, except it’s crypto and you might lose all your money instead of just missing an episode!

Doctor Profit seems pretty optimistic for the short term, though. He’s buying Bitcoin while keeping a short position open as a hedge – basically, he wants to have his cake and eat it too. Brilliant strategy! He also mentions something about a liquidity crisis in global markets similar to 2008. Because why not throw in a global financial crisis while we’re at it?

He points out changes in the US Fed’s Standing Repo Facility – fancy talk for banks can borrow a ton of cash daily but have to pay it back quickly. It’s like borrowing a friend’s car; sure, you can take it, but you better return it with a full tank! He claims this is proof of a system that’s hanging by a thread. Great, just what we needed to hear.

Doctor Profit expects a big financial crisis in 2026, followed by a monetary expansion that’ll drive prices up. It’s like inflation is the new black – everyone’s doing it, and we’re all just stuck watching!

Temporary Upside for Bitcoin

Then there’s another analyst, Mr. Wall Street – again, what a name! He’s on the bearish train for BTC too but sees a little rally coming. He thinks it’ll bounce to around $98,000 to $104,000. Sounds promising, right? But he warns it’s just a bull trap – like a tempting piece of cake that turns out to be a rock. Ouch!

Mr. Wall Street hopped on the long positions near $84,500 when Bitcoin found support. But he’s still convinced the next big drop will be targeting $64,000 to $70,000 by late Q1 or early Q2 2026. Just another day in the crypto world, folks! These swings are like watching a bad romantic comedy – you know it’s going to end poorly, but you can’t look away!

Despite all this doom and gloom, some folks think 2026 could actually bring a recovery. Matt Hougan from Bitwise is feeling optimistic, predicting Bitcoin will reach new heights next year. Let’s hope he’s right because if he’s wrong, I might just have to start using cash again! 😬

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2025-12-22 17:52