**Title: “Bitcoin‘s Wild Ride: Fed’s Magic Touch?”**
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In the heart of Amsterdam, where canals weave through history, our crypto seer Michael van de Poppe has emerged from his digital sanctuary to cast his gaze upon the FOMC meeting. With a mix of hope and skepticism, he predicts the whims of Chairman Jerome Powell will either dance or stumble through the crypto market.
Poppe, with a twinkle in his digital eye, hints at a silver lining if Powell’s words align with his cryptic visions.
Bitcoin and Altcoins: A Dance or a Stumble?
As the FOMC meeting looms like a shadow over the market, Poppe warns us to keep our eyes peeled on the Fed’s next moves. He doubts a rate cut is in the cards, but if the Fed decides to play musical chairs with QT or QE, well, then he expects Bitcoin and its altcoin cousins to kick off a dance party!
Keep an eye on the Fed’s chessboard in the coming months.
A rate cut? Unlikely. But if they decide to switch from QT to QE or rate cuts in the next 2-3 months,
Get ready for a dance on #Bitcoin & #Altcoins!
Psst: $DXY is already warming up…
— Michaël van de Poppe (@CryptoMichNL) March 19, 2025
Meanwhile, the oracles at Bloomberg Terminal X whisper that the Fed will “hold rates steady” and maybe, just maybe, signal a cut or two this year. Historically, rate cuts have been the crypto market’s favorite treat, injecting liquidity like a sugar rush into risk assets, including Bitcoin and its altcoin amigos. And let’s not forget, Powell might drop a hint or two about US tariff policies today. 🌟
FED’S INTEREST-RATE SPECTACLE; POWELL TAKES THE STAGE
Expect rates to hold steady, with a hint of one or two cuts this year. Powell might just share his thoughts on tariffs too.
The latest acts:
— U.S. futures doing a slight recovery dance after Tuesday’s tech tumble.
—…— *Walter Bloomberg (@DeItaone) March 19, 2025
The market players are betting the Fed will stick to its federal funds rate target range of 4.25% to 4.50%. No surprises there, folks!
Bitcoin’s $10,000 Gamble: Bloomberg’s Crystal Ball
Enter Mike McGlone from Bloomberg Intelligence, with a prediction that has Bitcoin enthusiasts holding their breath. He’s eyeing a significant drop, with Bitcoin possibly crashing to $10,000. McGlone compares BTC to the dot-com bubble – remember that party? The Nasdaq 100 took an 80% nosedive. Ouch! 🚀🤖
He also mentions gold ETFs are the new hotspots, while spot Bitcoin ETFs are like last year’s fashion. And in a surprising twist, Cathie Wood, the maestro of Ark Invest, is shedding Meta shares. But fear not, she still believes in Bitcoin’s potential to soar to $150,000 this year. 🤔💰
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