Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Melted Faces & Million-Dollar Dreams

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Ah, the grand circus of Bitcoin! Behold, Samson Mow, the ringmaster of JAN3, a company that peddles the digital gold to nations as if it were the elixir of eternal wealth. Once more, he steps into the spotlight, not with his own prophecy, but echoing the fervent cries of a Bitcoin acolyte who foresees an Omega candle catapulting BTC to $100,000. Mow, ever the optimist, stands shoulder to shoulder with the army of dreamers who believe Bitcoin will soar to $1,000,000-perhaps even by the mystical year of 2026. What folly! What grandeur!

‘Faces will melt’ from Bitcoin surge, JAN3 boss declares with a wink

On the grand stage of X, Mow chimed in on a post by the so-called “Bitcoin Therapist,” who boldly proclaimed, “$100K omega candle incoming.” Mow, with his trademark bravado, replied: “I know. Faces will melt.” Ah, the drama! The spectacle! If only the world were so simple, where a single candle could push BTC to $200,000. What a farce!

I know. Faces will melt.

– Samson Mow (@Excellion) January 29, 2026

Since 2023, Mow has been the town crier of Bitcoin’s million-dollar destiny. First, he foretold this marvel for 2024, when the SEC, under Gensler’s reign, approved spot Bitcoin ETFs, and the fourth halving occurred on April 20. “A demand shock!” he cried. “A supply shock!” he bellowed. These, he claimed, would collide in a glorious Omega candle, sending Bitcoin to the moon. Yet, when the moon remained elusive, Mow, ever the adaptable prophet, pushed his vision into the nebulous “next few years.” But lo! Earlier this month, he tweeted that his “hunch” might yet prove true this year. How convenient!

Robert Kiyosaki laments his golden blunder

Meanwhile, in the sidelines of this grand theater, Robert Kiyosaki, the sage of “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” admits to a grave error. He sold some of his Bitcoin and gold to buy a house-a “big mistake,” he concedes. “Selling some gold and Bitcoin was my mistake….a big mistake,” he tweeted, as if the gods of crypto had forsaken him. Yet, he clings to his silver, refusing to part with it, even for more Bitcoin. Now, he declares, is the “great time to sell fake dollars to buy real gold, silver, Bitcoin, and Ethereum.” Ah, the irony! The man who preaches financial wisdom falls prey to the very market he seeks to conquer.

And so, the circus continues, with its clowns, prophets, and dreamers. Will Bitcoin reach $1,000,000? Will faces truly melt? Only time will tell. Until then, let us laugh, let us marvel, and let us remember: in the world of crypto, the only certainty is uncertainty.

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2026-01-29 11:50