Well, well, well. The market’s gone full menstrual cycle again-back to red on the last working day of the week, according to CoinMarketCap. 🩸📉 Because nothing says “TGIF” like watching your crypto portfolio take a nosedive. Cheers to that!
BTC/USD
Bitcoin’s having a worse day than me after three glasses of wine and a text from my ex. Down 2.62% in the last 24 hours. 🥴💔 Someone get this coin a therapist, stat.
On the hourly chart, BTC’s price is doing the walk of shame after hitting a local resistance of $92,690. Nice. If the bulls can’t get their act together, we’re looking at a slide down to $89,000. Because why not? 🦬🤡
Longer time frame? Oh, honey. Bitcoin tried to fix above $93,753 again and failed harder than my last relationship. If the daily bar closes around these prices or lower, the correction’s gonna keep going to the $88,000-$89,000 range. Strap in, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride. 🎢😬
Midterm outlook? As clear as my intentions after two dates. BTC’s nowhere near key support or resistance levels, and the volume’s dropped faster than my standards on a Saturday night. So, no sharp moves anytime soon. Yawn. 😴💤
Bitcoin’s trading at $90,226 right now. Which, let’s be honest, is still more than I’ve got in my bank account. 🤑🙃
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2025-12-05 19:41