Markets
What to know:
- Oh, the digital asset treasuries! They wept tears of loss last week, yet B. Riley, ever the hopeful philosopher, claims faint glimmers of calm amidst the chaos. 🌪️
- BitMine, that sly fox, now hoards 11.2 ether per 1,000 shares-more than its peers, who seem to be playing catch-up in a race they’ve already lost. 🐇
- The bank, with its nose in the air, declares valuations “attractive,” as if the market’s current state were a fine wine rather than a sour lemon. 🍋
Corporate digital asset deployment, once a lively dance, now limps forward as deleveraging drags its feet. Yet B. Riley, that eternal optimist, suggests that the U.S. government’s shutdown may soon end, lifting spirits like a spring breeze. 🌬️
Despite the market’s mNAVs, which have shrunk to the size of a mouse, BitMine Immersion Technologies (BMNR) boldly accumulates ether, adding $360 million to its coffers. A feat worthy of a Tolstoyan epic! 📖
This boost elevates BitMine’s ratio to 11.2 ether per 1,000 shares-a figure that dwarfs its peers’ meager 4.0. A tale of two treasuries, if you will. 🧾
Among the 25 digital asset treasuries B. Riley tracks, the median mNAV slumps to 0.9 from 1.0. Yet, the bank insists valuations are still “compelling,” as if the market were a bargain at a flea market. 🛍️
The analysts, ever the dramatists, note that digital asset treasuries underperformed their crypto counterparts for a third week. Bitcoin, ether, and solana-all down, like a melancholic symphony. 🎻
Still, the slowing decline might signal that sellers are exhausted, gasping for breath like a marathon runner. 🏃♂️
Short sellers, those cunning creatures, have begun covering their bets in companies like Strategy (MSTR), whose multiple has shrunk to 1.1 from 2.0. A potential recovery, or merely a temporary reprieve? 🤔
The report concludes that improving macro conditions-such as a government funding deal or stablecoin adoption-might spark a rebound. A ray of hope, though it feels as distant as a mirage. 🌅
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2025-11-12 17:09