Ah, dear Charles Hoskinson—a man of many talents: mathematician, billionaire, blockchain visionary, and evidently someone who wields his Twitter account like a sabre at a duel. He recently addressed whispers—nay, clanging gongs—questioning the decentralization of Cardano. Supposedly, three entities pull the strings: the Cardano Foundation, Hoskinson’s own IOG, and Emurgo. Critics suggest this “disqualifies” Cardano from grazing in Bitcoin‘s lofty, decentralized pasture. Really, it’s not Bitcoin vs. Cardano; it’s Shakespeare vs. Milton, darling. 🍷
Charles, unamused but ever the performer, lamented the relentless tide of misinformation. He quipped that it takes millions of dollars, years, and apparently a touch of witchcraft to undo such fabrications. “We’ll still be hearing this drivel in 2030,” he sighed, presumably while penning his next masterpiece. 🕰️
When misinformation flows, it takes millions of dollars and years to correct the effort. We’ll read comments like this in 2030. Welcome to the latency of fabrication.
— Charles Hoskinson (@IOHK_Charles) March 18, 2025
Meanwhile, a nameless critic had declared Cardano centralized, as opposed to Bitcoin, which apparently runs on the magical principle of “controlled by none”—or perhaps by a rogue committee somewhere in a Swiss Alps cabin. 🚀
Love Letters to XRP (With a Dash of Comedy)
And now for the pièce de résistance: in early March, Hoskinson shocked the crypto world by tossing a bouquet toward XRP. Yes, XRP—the blockchain with its fair share of haters, lawsuits, and tenacity. “Great technology,” “global standard,” he said. The Ripple CTO, David Schwartz, blinked as if he accidentally stumbled into the wrong play. “Am I dreaming?!” Schwartz tweeted, possibly while double-checking his coffee for hallucinogens. ☕
Hoskinson, undeterred, elaborated on his admiration for XRP, its resilience through “harsh cycles,” and its community, which apparently storms forth with the vigor of an Elizabethan army. Not to mention, Charles himself confessed to “spending time” with the XRP code, something one pictures as intimate as Hamlet alone with Yorick’s skull. Melancholic but respectful! 🎭
“Respect, old sport, respect.” Truly, this isn’t just blockchain chatter; this is an opera performed live on the Twitter stage. 🎺
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2025-03-18 19:04