What you need to know (or pretend you do 🤷♀️):
- Bonk.fun just threw a little shade on Pump.fun, grabbing 55.2% of the Solana launchpad spotlight. 🌟
- They play nice with our dear BONK token by shoveling 58% of their fees into buying and burning it—because who doesn’t love a good bonfire? 🔥
- If Bonk.fun stays on this rollercoaster, BONK purchases could skyrocket into those dizzying hundreds of millions—tightening supply like my jeans after brunch! 🍳🥂
Just last weekend, Bonk.fun decided to throw a little party and elbowed its way past Pump.fun to claim the coveted top spot in the launchpad rankings—and it did so with a viral social media dance move that even the most seasoned influencers would envy. 🎉
Apparently, they’ve gathered over $540 million in action across a whopping 175,000 launches, which comes with about $34 million in fees. That’s a cozy 55.2% slice of the meme launchpad pie. Meanwhile, Pump.fun is clutching its dwindling 34.9% slice like it’s the last cookie at a networking event. 🍪
Pump.fun had its moment in the spotlight since its January 2024 debut (how time flies when you’re having fun, right?), racking up over $800 million in fees—like a seasoned money printer on a caffeine high. 💸
Yet here comes Bonk.fun, flipping the narrative in a mere two months, riding the wave of better token incentives and a buy-back plan that caught even the grumpiest Investors’ attention. 🎢
“The massive leap in market share for Bonk.fun is basically like a turbo-boost for BONK thanks to the market buy pressure,” said crypto celeb theunipcs, probably while sipping an overpriced oat milk latte. ☕
So here’s where it gets juicy: a whopping 50% of Bonk.fun’s fees get tossed into buying and burning BONK tokens—8% for reserves, and the rest is refreshingly pocketed. Talk about a financial diet! 🍽️
“Just crunch the numbers. If Bonk.fun is churning over a million bucks a day since outshining Pump.fun, that’s around $500,000 going directly into that BONK bonfire every single day,” the trader raved, as if it was the most exciting thing since sliced bread. 🍞💰
The headline-stealing BONK token hatched from Bonk.fun? Oh, it’s called USELESS. Yep, you heard that right. It’s so useless, it’s become a cult classic! I mean, who doesn’t love a little irony that boosts a market cap to over $250 million in what feels like a coffee break? ☕🙌
If Bonk.fun keeps up its parade of supremacy, we might just see BONK purchases reach laughable heights—think hundreds of millions. Who knew cryptocurrency could be this dramatic and entertaining? 🎭
Meanwhile, other sad Solana launchpads like Believe (3.8%), Jup Studio (2.1%), and Moonshot (1.7%) are still warming the benches while Bonk.fun plays in the big leagues. 🏆
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2025-07-08 11:49