Brace Yourself: Kiyosaki’s Hilarious Take on Financial Doom and Bitcoin’s Rise!

Ah, the sweet scent of impending doom! Robert Kiyosaki, our financial oracle, has declared that the end is nigh! He’s waving goodbye to fiat currency, which he likens to toilet paper—because who doesn’t love a good bathroom joke? 🧻💸

Fiat: The Ultimate Bathroom Accessory! 🚽💰

In a world where Robert Kiyosaki, the mastermind behind the bestseller Rich Dad Poor Dad, has donned his prophet hat, he’s sounding the alarm bells louder than a toddler in a candy store. The financial apocalypse isn’t just a distant nightmare; it’s knocking at our doors, and it’s brought snacks! 🍬

On May 21, he took to the social media stage, declaring:

The END is here … The party is over. Hyperinflation is here. Millions, young and old to be wiped out financially. Good news. Gold will go to $25,000. Silver to $70. Bitcoin to $500K to $1 million.

He pointed to a recent U.S. bond auction that flopped harder than a bad stand-up comedian. “The Fed held an auction for U.S. bonds, and no one showed up. So the Fed quietly bought $50 billion of its own fake money with fake money,” he quipped. Talk about a financial magic trick! 🎩✨

On May 20, Kiyosaki didn’t hold back, calling the financial industry’s claims about U.S. bonds being safe a “Big F’n Lie.” He stressed: “Lesson: Nothing is safe if there is ‘counter party-risk.’” Trusting fiat and institutional finance? That’s like leaving your kids with a known criminal—good luck with that! 😅

Instead, he’s back on his soapbox, urging everyone to ditch paper assets for the real deal: “As you know, I have been a broken record pleading with people to buy real gold, silver, and bitcoin… no ETFs. ETFs are more expensive toilet paper.” Because who needs a financial advisor when you have Kiyosaki’s wisdom? 🥴

Gold, silver and bitcoin are money. Everything else is toilet paper. That is why I have been saying for years…‘Savers (of toilet paper) are losers.’

For years, Kiyosaki has been the town crier, warning us that the U.S. economy is hanging by a thread, propped up by debt and what he calls “fake money.” So, grab your gold, silver, and bitcoin, and let’s ride this rollercoaster of financial chaos together! 🎢💥

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2025-05-25 03:57