Welcome, dear reader, to the most thrilling, the most scandalous, the most utterly absurd tale of taxation in the land of samba and sunshine – Brazil! ๐ด
It appears that the Brazilian government, in its infinite wisdom, has decided to tax all crypto holders, because, well, why not? ๐ธ After all, who needs the consent of the governed when there’s a quick buck to be made? ๐ค
But fear not, dear reader, for this is not a tale of woe and despair. Oh no, this is a story of how the Brazilian government’s insatiable hunger for tax revenue will ultimately lead to its own downfall. ๐คฃ
You see, the authorities have been treating crypto users like second-class citizens, and now they’re proposing to ban stablecoin withdrawals to self-custody wallets. Because, of course, the government knows best how to manage your digital assets. ๐
And if that weren’t enough, they’re also eliminating tax exemptions for small traders. Because who needs to encourage entrepreneurship and innovation when you can just tax the living daylights out of people? ๐ธ
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Now, you might think that this would incentivize crypto users to come forward and legalize their holdings. But no, dear reader, this is Brazil we’re talking about. This new 17.5% across-the-board tax will simply drive the whole thing underground. ๐ฎ
The Brazilian tax authority will be like a dog chasing its own tail, trying to catch those pesky crypto users who dare to defy the system. But ultimately, it will be a futile effort. ๐
And the irony of it all? This measure will benefit large holders and traders, who will now pay a lower tax rate than before. Ah, the rich get richer, and the poor get poorer. ๐ธ
Members of the industry are already complaining about this fact, warning of a massive exodus to the decentralized side of the crypto ecosystem. But we all know that’s just a euphemism for “we’re going to find ways to avoid paying taxes”. ๐
And so, dear reader, we’re left with a situation that’s equal parts absurd and predictable. The Brazilian government’s attempt to tax crypto users will ultimately lead to its own downfall, as the whole thing goes underground. ๐คฃ
But hey, at least it’ll make for a good story. ๐
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