Breaking News: CIA Declares Bitcoin Is Here to Stay – You Won’t Believe Why!

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In a recent tête-à-tête with the illustrious crypto zealot Anthony Pompliano, none other than Michael Ellis, the deputy director of the esteemed Central Intelligence Agency (CIA), declared with utmost certainty that Bitcoin is, in fact, “here to stay.” Well, isn’t that just a delightful revelation? 🎉

“You see, Bitcoin is here to stay. Cryptocurrency is here to stay,” he reiterated, as though we hadn’t already figured that out ourselves. 🧐

Ellis, in his infinite wisdom, noted that more and more “institutions” are embracing this modern marvel, which he believes is a “great trend.” A trend, mind you, that has nothing to do with keeping up with the Joneses, of course. 🙄

Of course, Ellis, the Republican strategist, naturally views Bitcoin as an essential part of global technological rivalry, and he does believe that the US must remain one step ahead of the ever-vigilant China. Because, who doesn’t want to beat China at everything? Right? 🇺🇸

And, wait for it – the pièce de résistance: he boldly proclaimed that there is “tremendous potential” for crypto to be used to track the dastardly deeds of US adversaries and throw a wrench in their plans. No, not in a spy movie. This is real life, folks. 🎬

“We can use these technologies to collect more intelligence and gather more information about them,” Ellis confidently asserted. Ah, yes, the age-old tactic of gathering intel. Brilliant! 🔍

And for those of you who are already shaking your heads in disbelief – there have long been wild, wild theories that the CIA has its grubby little fingers in the crypto pie. 🤨

As it was revealed by U.Today, the agency confirmed back in 2021 that it was working on some, let’s say, “cryptic” projects, sending the conspiracy theorists into a tailspin. Because of course, nothing says “trustworthy” like the CIA dabbling in digital currencies. 😏

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2025-05-01 11:08