Trump Media’s Bitcoin Bonanza: Because Why Not? 💰🤷‍♀️

So, guess what? The Trump Media Group is diving headfirst into the world of Bitcoin like it’s a kiddie pool at a summer BBQ. They’ve just announced that they’ve completed a stock sale that raised nearly $2.5 billion. That’s right, folks, billion with a “B”! And they’re planning to throw $2.3 billion of that into Bitcoin. Because, you know, investing in digital currency is totally the same as investing in a solid gold toilet. 🤑

In a press release that probably had more exclamation points than actual news, the company owned by our favorite former president declared that they’ve wrapped up their private placement offering with almost 50 institutional investors. I mean, who wouldn’t want to invest in a company that’s basically a reality show waiting to happen? 🎬

They’re using about $2.32 billion in net proceeds to create a Bitcoin treasury and for other “general corporate purposes.” Translation: they need a fancy way to say “we’re buying a lot of Bitcoin and maybe some snacks for the office.” 🍕

With this move, they’re set to become one of the top Bitcoin holders among US public companies. So, if you thought your crypto portfolio was impressive, just wait until you see what they’re cooking up! Meanwhile, they’ve also revealed that crypto exchange Crypto.com and Anchorage Digital will be their trusty sidekicks in this digital treasure hunt. Because what’s a Bitcoin adventure without a little help from your friends? 🤝

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Trump Media’s Bitcoin Bonanza: Because Why Not? 💰🤷‍♀️

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