Ah, the cryptoverse! A realm where fortunes are made and lost faster than a Parisian’s exit after a bad soufflé! Just a week ago, the market seemed as dismal as a day without croissants, but look! Here we are again, proving that in crypto, change is the only constant-besides maybe the eternal debate about Doge’s true value. 😜
Remember last week, when Bitcoin was wading through the murky waters of uncertainty? It had just basked in the glory of a rally to $118,000 after the Fed cut interest rates (we all thought it was time to pop some champagne), but alas! The market rejected it faster than an unsolicited romantic proposal. A mere few days later, BTC dropped almost $10,000, like a knight’s armor after battle, hitting a low of under $109,000.
But hold your horses, dear reader, for just as we thought Bitcoin was done for, it found strength in the unlikeliest of places-its support line. After a weekend nap, the bulls woke up, energized, and decided to charge like a herd of caffeinated squirrels. By Monday, BTC was back, rallying up to $115,000, then briefly dipping to $113,000 (because why not keep us on our toes?) before breaking free again. The result? A new high of over $121,000 yesterday, marking the highest point Bitcoin had reached in over seven weeks. 🎉
But that’s not all! As BTC frolicked in the $120,000 territory, BNB decided to throw a little party of its own, bursting past $1,100 and setting a new all-time high. Move over, Bitcoin, there’s a new showstopper in town. 💃
Meanwhile, Zcash, that mysterious privacy token, surged like a cat who’d just discovered the joys of catnip, climbing a whopping 170% to over $150! Clearly, it’s not just Bitcoin and BNB that are having fun; Ethereum, Solana, and even Dogecoin have joined the party, with double-digit gains all around. 🤑
Market Data

Market Cap: $4.230T | 24H Vol: $200B | BTC Dominance: 56.7%
BTC: $120,350 (+9.8%) | ETH: $4,460 (+12.14%) | XRP: $3.03 (+9.4%)
This Week’s Crypto Headlines You Can’t Miss
MicroStrategy Announces New Bitcoin Buy, Now Holds Over 640,000 BTC – Yes, Michael Saylor, the self-proclaimed king of Bitcoin, has added more to his collection. At this point, he’s probably got more BTC than a small country’s GDP. 🏰
No Reaction From Crypto Markets as US Govt Shuts Down – Who needs politics when you’ve got ‘Uptober’ to look forward to, right? The government might be shut down, but the market is still partying. 💃🕺
Robert Kiyosaki Says Bitcoin Is the Only Real Hedge as Buffett Turns to Gold – Looks like Robert Kiyosaki’s crystal ball is working overtime, calling Bitcoin the “only true hedge,” just as Warren Buffett starts hugging his gold bars. 🏅
Ethereum Supply Crisis? Exchanges Can’t Keep Up With Surging Withdrawals – Ethereum is in such high demand, exchanges can’t handle it! If only my email inbox had the same problem. 📬
Bitcoin Poised for Huge Gains as Gold Correlation Suggests Late November Surge – Bitcoin might just explode, as some clever analyst noticed a correlation with gold that could send it skyrocketing. Buckle up, it’s going to be one heck of a ride. 🚀
Bitcoin’s Bull Run Backed by Growing Long-Term Holders – Unlike previous speculative runs, this one is backed by more serious players, including long-term holders and institutions. Could this be the start of something… dare we say, sustainable? 🤔
Charts
This week, we have a chart analysis of Ethereum, Ripple, Cardano, Binance Coin, and Hyperliquid – click here for the complete price analysis. Just make sure to bring some snacks, it’s a long read. 🧀🍷
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