Ah, noble audience! Behold, the venerable BTCS Inc., that paragon of financial agility, hath doubled down on the Ethereum banquet. With a flourish, they have augmented their ETH trove by 14,240 shiny coins—imagine the chagrin of Atlas!—bringing their total bounty to 70,028 ETH, which doth now merrily dance in value at the princely sum of $270 million, given ETH at a modest $3,850. 🎩✨
In the year of our Lord 2025, this daring corporation did orchestrate a spectacle, securing a hefty $207 million through their daring DeFi/TradFi carousel—like a street magician juggling chainsaws and flaming torches, all to optimize their ETH exposure and shield their dear investors from the icy claws of dilution. 🃏🔥
But wait, there’s more! As if conjured by Puck himself, BTCS concluded a $10 million convertible note financing at a handsome premium—because why not make the market sweat a little?—further bolstering their infrastructure to conquer the blockchain realm! 🏰⚔️
Oh, what a tale of audacity and coin-tossing bravado! Truly, this spectacle of financial acrobatics warrants a standing ovation—or perhaps a facepalm. Either way, stay tuned, dear reader, for in this circus of crypto, the show’s just beginning! 🎪🤣
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