BURN YOUR BITCOINS: Top Cypherpunk Exposes Quantum Threat

Quantum Cryptic Chaos: Will Bitcoin Burn? 🚀💥

Well, isn’t this just the cat’s pajamas? Jameson Lopp, that dashing cypherpunk, has come out swinging against those Bitcoins that are as vulnerable to quantum hacking as a debutante’s virtue at a high-society ball.

He’s of the opinion that quantum recovery is a bit of a non-starter, darling. Why, you ask? Well, it’s all about property rights and trust, old bean. If we start handing out Bitcoins like they’re going out of style, it’ll be a right old mess, if you catch my drift.

And then, of course, there’s the small matter of the price. If those quantum-capable entities start making off with all the loot, the price of Bitcoin will be lower than a flea on a hound dog’s backside.

Why quantum recovery won’t work, sweetie

According to Lopp, a quantum computer with more power than a Kardashian’s ego would target those rich Bitcoin addresses that have been left hanging out to dry, like a wet sock on a clothesline. And, darling, that’s most of them.

He says it’s like a burglar investing in a PhD in thievery. It’s just not cricket, if you know what I mean. And those quantum miners? They’re like vampires feeding on the system, sucking the life out of it.

And even if they’re being benevolent, well, you can’t trust those quantum computers to stay in the right hands, can you?

A quantum computer, because why not?

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2025-03-16 22:52