Bitcoin, much like a tipsy uncle at Christmas dinner, found solace near the $112,000 zone before lurching upward. It staggered past $113,500 and $114,200 with the grace of someone trying to parallel park while drunk. There was even a minor victory against a bearish trend line at $114,300, though the bears themselves seemed less than impressed.
The discussion kicked off with a whiff of speculation about Ripple’s supposed “regulatory blessing.” You know, like finding a unicorn in your backyard. Long didn’t hold back-she said that idea “overstates how important that network is,” which is a polite way of saying, “It’s not that special, honestly.”
These wise soothsayers pointed to the impending resurgence of M2 liquidity as the harbinger of change, a force that could tip the scales and send the market into a whirlwind of activity. 🌪️💰
And the crowd? Oh, they’re all over the place. Some nodding, some arguing-mostly about how much dough the protocol pulls in, while everyone’s pretending the native token, UNI, is worth something. Spoiler: It’s not. It’s like giving a participation trophy for not messing up the blockchain.
Yet, let us not hold our breath; SBI isn’t exactly rushing to the altar of officialdom until the legal clouds part and the bureaucratic gods smile upon them. Still, this firm is no stranger to XRP; if anyone’s poised to sprint ahead in Japan’s ETF marathon, they are the dark horses with a history as tangled and fascinating as a intricately woven kimono. 🥷
The AI press, yours truly included, gets high on version numbers. But step back: gpt-oss-120B is arguably the bigger disruptor. An Apache-licensed, 117 B-parameter model that runs on a single 80 GB GPU guts the moat OpenAI spent five years digging. If GPT-5 is merely “GPT-4-plus-epsilon,” the open-weight release could prove the real story by commoditizing good-enough reasoning for the masses. 🤯🌍
The jury, after much deliberation and what one can only assume were several rounds of rock-paper-scissors, failed to agree on the more serious charges of money laundering and sanctions violations, as reported by the ever-reliable Inner City Press. The case, presided over by the formidable Judge Katherine Polk Failla, has become a hot potato in the ongoing tug-of-war between cryptocurrency innovation and the regulatory watchdogs who seem to think they’re at a dress rehearsal for The Great Gatsby.
On the hallowed grounds of X, a market guru known as ‘CryptoELITES’ (a name that sounds like it was conjured up in a brainstorming session for superhero team names) has laid out a roadmap that would make Christopher Columbus envious. This visionary sees Dogecoin not just surviving its current dip but soaring to new heights, breaking free from the chains of its recent 10% nosedive. It’s enough to make one believe in fairy tales-or at least in the power of a good meme.
Let’s dive into the nitty-gritty, what? On-chain data, liquidation setups, and chart patterns-all the jazz that makes a fellow’s head spin like a top at a rotary club meeting. 🕺📈
In a plot twist worthy of a legal drama, CZ’s legal team submitted this motion on Monday to the U.S. Bankruptcy Court for the District of Delaware. They argue that the whole affair falls so far outside the court’s jurisdiction, it’s practically orbiting another galaxy. The claims, they argue, are so detached from Delaware (and, frankly, from the U.S. itself) that the applicable laws don’t even apply. Oh, the joys of international law! 🌍