As of now, Metaplanet shares are worth a measly „910 ($6.18), which is the lowest level since May 23. Thatâs a 55% drop from this yearâs peak, which is like watching your favorite TV show get canceled after one season. The companyâs market cap has plummeted from „1.14 trillion to „638 billion. Ouch!
Right now, Bonk is basically sitting on a razorâs edge, teetering between a heroic rebound or a plunge into the abyss. The chart looks less like a smooth line and more like a high-stakes game of Jenga, where one wrong move could bring the whole thing tumbling down. The big question: will it rally back to its shiny swing high, or will it say âbye-bye, bullishnessâ and head south?
This year, the ominous shadow of the curse has already crept across the land, as the once glorious Bitcoin rally finds itself slipping under the weight of hefty whale liquidations, dizzying ETF outflows, and macroeconomic worries. At this very moment, our beloved Bitcoin is playfully dancing around the precarious $111,000 support zone, like a cat on a hot tin roof.
According to the oracle Lookonchain, this maestro of the markets acquired 20.91 million TROLL tokens for a paltry $2,900 three months prior. As the price danced like a drunken Cossack, the trader held firm, selling a mere 2.55 million tokens for $50,700 in a moment of prudence. But ah, the remaining 18.36 million tokens! They swelled to a value of $3.73 million, a testament to the traderâs indomitable spirit. đ€
According to the all-knowing oracle of blockchain, Lookonchain (who probably has better things to do than watch Netflix), this unlucky snake oil buyer signed a âtransferâ – which turns out to be a fancy way of saying âI pledge my wallet to the internet gremlins.â And just like that, the wallet was drained, leaving the owner looking as confused as a cat in a bathtub.
Ever since that fateful end of July, Bitcoin has been in a kind of melancholic decline, as if itâs lost its way in the indifferent shadows of the market. Arab Chain, those wise sages of crypto lore, have stepped forward with their somber insights, analyzing the chaos on CryptoQuantâs platform like old men debating over their next fiery tale.
Apparently, Zhao has been enjoying UAE sunshine while all the alleged drama went down âoffshoreâ-think grand tour of Ireland, the Cayman Islands, and the British Virgin Islands (next stop: somewhere even more untouchable!). His legal crew is positively tickled at the idea that U.S. law could pluck him from his deck chair. They recommend the courts take a holiday themselves. đ«đșïž
But hereâs the million-dollar (or should I say billion-dollar?) question: Should you sell now and wait for the apocalypse? Or is selling in August just⊠dumb? Spoiler alert: It might be dumb. Letâs dive into this mess, shall we?
Puisse notre cher Shiba Inu, second du nom dans ce thĂ©Ăątre de la monnaie, retrouver un peu de dignitĂ© : il sâest repris doucement aprĂšs une chute de 5%, une simple perte quâun roi pourrait oublier en un clin d’Ćil – jusquâĂ ce quâil reprenne sa place sur le podium, ou dĂ©gringole, selon le caprice du vent. En ce jour, la bĂȘte se nĂ©gocie Ă 0.00001213 dollars, oscille comme un jongleur ivre entre gains de 2.32% et pertes de la mĂȘme ampleur.
Jupiter, ever the showstopper, officially launched the private beta of its brainchild, Jupiter Lend, on August 6, 2025. This news was heralded, naturally, via their official X (formerly Twitter) account-a medium where brevity is king, but Jupiterâs ambitions are anything but brief. The DeFi community, which had been twiddling its thumbs in anticipation, erupted in cheers-or at least, polite keyboard clatter. At long last, here was a lending process that promised efficiency without requiring a PhD in quantum finance. đđž