XRP is currently residing at $1.84, which is a decline of 14.63% since the start of the year. Which, frankly, is less alarming than some breakfasts we’ve had. Analysts are predicting it’ll…stay put. Until 2026, naturally. Because why rush things?
В отличие от «серьёзных» проектов, мемкоины не продают дорожных карт или «фундаментов» – они продают участие, внимание и скоростной заезд в пропасть. Нет обещаний, нет планов, только вайбсы… и миллиарды на балансе (в 2026). Но давайте разберёмся: мемкоины не притворяются. Нет белой бумаги, которую стоит прочесть – и тем более понять. Нет «десятилетней мечты». Обычно есть собака, лягушка или шутка, которую интернет забудет через час.
It wasn’t long ago, just a knee to Christmas in the last chapter, when our hero Logan, erstwhile internet luminary turned fervent collector, announced his intent to sell this prized artifact. Ah, what joy! For quite a spell, his precious Pikachu has captured the imagination of the masses, twinkling in its glass prison like a refined jewel. 🎩
This little selling spree coincided quite conveniently with DOGE trading at the lower end of its recent range. It appears our beloved whales have chosen caution over exuberance, perhaps deciding to protect their assets rather than chase after a fleeting upside. 🐳💸
Ah, the four-year cycle, that reliable metronome of crypto’s chaotic dance! Yet, even the most steadfast traditions must yield to the march of progress-or so claims our intrepid analyst. The halving, once a harbinger of price surges, now seems as irrelevant as a landline in a world of smartphones. Monetary policy, Spot ETFs, liquidity flows, and the occasional dramatic liquidation have conspired to rewrite the rules. The market, it seems, has grown weary of its old habits.
2025 was a watershed moment for Web3 and blockchain, with a staggering 80% of Fortune 500 companies jumping on the bandwagon. 🤑 That’s right, even your grandma’s favorite soup company is probably tokenizing something right now. The shift towards real-world asset ( RWA) tokenization was like catnip for institutions, and blockchain was the shiny new toy everyone wanted to play with. 🎮
Turns out, the whole rigmarole was staged from January 2024 to January 2025 – the usual timeframe where scammer chaps think they’re terribly clever, but the law has other plans. These merchants of mirages spun a web of false promises, dangling easy profits and AI-generated “expert” advice like a cat with a mouse. And all the while, they were secretly raking in over $14 million from mostly unfortunate Americans, who probably thought they were investing in the next big thing instead of being the star turn in a digital con sketch. 🕵️♂️
Stablecoins, once the darlings of decentralization, now face scrutiny akin to a suspected spy. Regulators demand they phase out non-compliant variants, while cybersecurity and operational risks loom like specters in the night. Anti-money laundering bodies, now the self-appointed guardians of virtue, declare crypto their new obsession-because nothing says “freedom” like a government with a checklist. 🛡️
Behold, the inverse head-and-shoulders! A pattern so reliable, it’s practically a guarantee that your coffee will be cold by the time it resolves. 🕵️♂️☕ The neckline is near $4,000, a level that’s probably been a resistance since the Stone Age. 🌍
Today, on Dec. 27, 2025, while the cryptocurrency market benchmark was down by 1.3%, only a few cryptocurrencies managed to deliver positive gains. NIGHT, the core native utility and governance crypto of Midnight Network, was the star of the show 🌟. The market was feeling rather glum, but NIGHT was having a party 🎉.