Bored Ape Yacht Club: Billion-Dollar Dust Bunnies

In a universe where logic walks barefoot and Newton’s laws take vacations, the Bored Ape Yacht Club (BAYC) stands as a monument to the sheer audacity of gullibility. Launched in 2021 as if someone thought JPEGs could transcend their own nullity, this project turned “vibes only” into a multi-billion-dollar punchline.

🚀 Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Bulls, Bears, and Gogol’s Ghosts! 👻

Behold, more Bitcoin is returning to profit, like a prodigal son stumbling back home after a night of questionable decisions. Loss-taking is declining, and realized losses are shrinking faster than a bureaucrat’s conscience. “Holder sentiment is improving,” they say, though one wonders if this sentiment is as fragile as a Gogol protagonist’s ego. 😏