46M SHIB Burned, Yet Still Not Useful 🎭🔥

The weekly tally? A paltry 46,597,909 SHIB, while the daily burn drowses at 1.3 million-a drop so minuscule, one might think the tokens are napping! 😴 The supply now stands at 589,246,313,129,194, a number so long it makes my quill weep. From a quadrillion, they say? Ah, but what is a quadrillion to a man with no wallet? 💸

Max Keiser Predicts BTC Will Hit New Highs in 2025: Here’s Why

Now, don’t you just love a good contrast? A bloodbath in the market, but lo and behold-green ETF columns, like little rays of sunshine poking through the gloom. This spectacle arrived precisely as the weekly BTC chart reached that magical zone traders have been tracking ever so diligently since the first quarter of the year. Bitcoin has made a valiant 32% retreat from its once lofty $129,000 peak, landing itself somewhere between $86,000 and $80,600. It’s almost like watching a drama unfold-who needs Netflix when you have this, right?

Altcoin Season Isn’t Dead Yet

Wedson believes that every major altcoin bull run has been fueled by a large influx of new money. He points out that between 2020 and 2022, crypto and Web3 companies received billions in funding, which then spread throughout the market. He argues that without this significant investment, it’s much less likely to see altcoins rise together in a coordinated way.

Chainlink’s Hidden Secret: The Real Backbone of Future Finance? 🤔💸

The market for tokenized assets is just a tiny morsel-$35 billion, a mere speck of dust in the grand mansion of global assets-but Big Money is watching, drooling. With partnerships like S&P Global and FTSE Russell, Chainlink is cushioning its bets for when the old world finally catches on to the grand on-chain revolution, or at least the illusion of one.