Last seen trading at a modest $2.16 on June 19, reflecting a daily gain of 0.37%âa figure so small it could be mistaken for a rounding error! Over the past week, XRP has risen by 3.72%, but alas, trading volume has dropped by over 15% to approximately $2.76 billion. This dip in activity typically signals declining trader interest or perhaps a collective yawn from the market. đ´
Bitcoin, the old czar of reserves, has long been the jewel in the crown. Yet do you not feel it? The rising, creeping ambition of Ethereum, gnawing away at the throne? On the mournful eve of June 19, the tally of institutional ETH reserves slithered up to 1.190 millionâa sum that would buy many a soul or at least several nice dinner parties in St. Petersburg. Nearly $3 billion. More than 1% of the entire supply! Dostoevskyâs Raskolnikov surely wouldâve had opinions about property crime in such an eraâŚ
CRVAA does not simply regulate. It surveils. It ponders. It yearns to transform unregulated digital chaos into orderâa noble dream so tragic, one could weep (or at least LOL).
Crypto companies seeking the fabled âlicenseâ must confess all, for secrecy is now as outdated as an unbacked fiat currency. There is talk of anti-money laundering, cybersecurityâone wonders if Dostoevskyâs underground man could pass these checks, or if heâd simply become the worldâs quirkiest NFT.
Israel, in a display of military fervor, has vowed to intensify its strikes against Iran, as the conflict trudges into its seventh day. Naturally, this geopolitical tempest did wonders for Bitcoinâs mood, making it plummet faster than a lead balloon. It has since decided to do absolutely nothing, tethering itself to the $104K mark like itâs afraid to leave its comfy spot.
âWIF these levels need to hold here or itâs to the gulag for many of these shitcoins. Scary situation and many of these do have bearish market structures on the lower time frames.â
The system permits Binance users to identify emergency contactsâno, not your favorite barista, actual heirsâcapable of invoking the claim. Verifying one’s demise (bring a death certificate, not a telegram from Yalta) allows these lucky inheritors to access the shimmering digital vault. The function works with only the choicest of cryptocurrencies (Bitcoin, Ethereum, Binance Coin)âsorry, Dogecoin hodlers, maybe next afterlife.
New data reveals a brutal -$36 billion cumulative buy/sell volume gap for altcoins (excluding BTC and ETH) over the past year. Itâs like watching a slow-motion train wreckâliquidity is bleeding out faster than my will to go to the gym! đď¸ââď¸
Durov, the debonair tech baron, has now, through judicious deployment of legal wrangling and persistence that would make a woodpecker envious, won the courtâs nod to desert the Gallic utopia for up to 14 days. Destination: Dubai, land of shiny skyscrapers, bottomless brunches, and Telegram HQ.
Not just for tweets and cat videos anymore, X will soon let users make investments or trade stocks. Yes, you read that rightâsoon, you could be making money moves while reading about the latest celebrity drama. Canât wait for those market predictions alongside memes, eh?
