In the last week, leading stock exchange companies Nasdaq and Intercontinental Exchange (ICE, which owns the New York Stock Exchange) partnered with digital asset exchanges. They’re working to connect traditional stocks with blockchain technology by turning them into tokens.
This delightful exchange comes at a time when big-time investors have apparently decided that Ethereum is the best thing since sliced bread. On-chain data reveals that several hefty wallets are sneaking around, quietly scooping up major ETH positions like children collecting shiny marbles in a game of treasure hunt.
The larger-cap altcoins, not to be outdone in this grand assembly, have also donned their finest greens, with ETH ascending above $2,100, and TAO, that most spirited of performers, leaping forward with a gain of over 12% daily, a feat that has left the company in no doubt of its prowess.
In this week’s circus of the absurd, where reality outpaces fiction, we witness the grand spectacle of human folly: Token2049’s Dubai extravaganza, once a beacon of hope for crypto-utopians, now postponed like a forgotten wedding anniversary. Meanwhile, Robinhood’s crypto volumes swell like a peacock preening, and the Ethereum Foundation scribbles its manifesto with all the … Read more
Apparently, corporate treasuries are now the cool kids in the Bitcoin playground, swinging their satchels of cash around like it’s no big deal. Publicly traded companies are tapping into stock and preferred-share financing faster than I can say “market bubble.” And according to industry bigwigs like Blockstream CEO Adam Back, these firms are on track to buy up 10 times the daily mined Bitcoin supply. Because, you know, why not?
Renewed strength in bitcoin relative to U.S. equities is fueling optimism about a potential shift in crypto market sentiment. Coinbase Institutional, part of crypto exchange Coinbase (Nasdaq: COIN), shared analysis on social media platform X on March 13, highlighting bitcoin’s stronger performance and improving market participation. “Ah, the old adage: when the markets tremble, the crypto crowd dances.”
Last week, our Virginia-based hero added 17,994 BTC to its collection, dropping $1.28 billion like it’s hot. Average price? A cool $70,946 per coin. That’s right, 102nd purchase, 11th straight week of “I’m definitely not panicking” energy. Someone get this company a shopping intervention.
Per court docs, the company allegedly overcharged California users aged 29+ for Gold plans between 2015 and 2016. The lawsuit, led by some guy named Allan Candelore (a name that sounds like it belongs on a Seinfeld episode), claimed this violated California’s Unruh Act. Tinder, of course, denies everything-because admitting guilt would require a soul.
The non-profit organization, established in 2014 to support the Ethereum blockchain and its ecosystem, said the funds will support its core operations, including protocol research and development, ecosystem growth, and community grants. You know, because nothing says “community” like selling millions to a guy who once predicted Bitcoin would hit $500,000. (Spoiler: He was wrong. But hey, at least he’s consistent!)
The daily chart still carries the temperature of a bruised grump: ETH sits below the 100‑day and 200‑day moving averages, both of which slope in a manner that favours sellers on the grander timeline. The descending stairwell that saw it fall the previous months is holding tight, so the market is still playing in the danger zone, like a drunk juggler holding a flaming sword.