Crypto news
Stablecoins: The Intergalactic Heist on Your Local Bank?
American bankers are up in arms (or at least, as up in arms as bankers get) over a White House study that treats stablecoin yield like a harmless space flea. The ABA argues the Council of Economic Advisers asked the wrong question-like asking if a towel is useful instead of why it’s the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have.
Why 89 Million XRP Inflow to Coinbase Is Drawing Attention Before Tuesday’s US Inflation Data

It’s understandable that the large XRP transfer caused worry among holders. Big transfers to exchanges often suggest someone is planning to sell, and selling almost 90 million XRP right now would likely lower the price of the cryptocurrency.
FUD Meets FOMO: XRP Signal Sparks Spectacular Rebound Rumor

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Polkadot Prank on the Bridge: A Billion Fake DOT, Tiny Payout
An audacious scoundrel exploited the Hyperbridge gateway that links Polkadot to Ethereum to snag administrative control over a DOT‑linked token contract and minted roughly 1 billion counterfeit DOT on Ethereum, ultimately pocketing about $237,000 in ether. The breach, disclosed on April 13, hinged on a forged cross‑chain message that bypassed state‑proof verification and reassigned the contract admin, exposing a rather unseemly flaw in how the bridge validated messages that should have been guarded by multi‑signature or on‑chain checks.
Steve Aoki Drops SHIB, XRP Yields to ETH: Morning Crypto Drama
According to data from blockchain analytics platform Arkham, Steve Aoki-the guy who practically invented glow sticks for financial markets-has fully liquidated his positions in the meme token Shiba Inu. The move was captured at the start of the week and basically draws a neon line under the musician’s four-year romance with the dog-themed token.
Ether: The Wartime Treasure Chest, Says Tom Lee!

BMNR shares, alas, are down 2.25% premarket, mirroring ether’s weekend decline to $2,199. The stock, poor thing, is down 32% year-to-date. Yet, Lee points to ETH’s 17.4% gain since the Iran war began, outperforming the S&P 500 by 1,830 basis points and gold by 2,743 basis points. “ETH is the wartime store of value,” he declares. Oh, the folly of such claims!
Ripple CEO’s Bitcoin Bet: Could BTC Hit $200K Amid Regulatory Shifts?

Influential figures in the XRP community, COACHTY and XRP Queen, recently highlighted a past FOX News interview with Ripple’s CEO. In that interview, he predicted Bitcoin could potentially reach $200,000, an increase from his previous estimate of $175,000. Garlinghouse stated that, considering the current regulatory environment, a Bitcoin price increase to $200,000 wasn’t unrealistic.
The Peculiar Resurgence of Crypto: A Fortune in Fluctuations!
Why, you ask, this sudden influx of confidence? Ah, the winds of geopolitics have changed direction-gone are the days of Iranian tensions and economic despair, replaced by some rather unremarkable US inflation figures, which seem to have soothed the troubled souls of investors, as CoinShares so eloquently elucidated.
