According to the sage analysts, March 2021 marked our first major crescendo-a symphony of exuberance where retail investors were euphoric and the RSI was stretched thinner than a tightrope walker over a vat of boiling water. And then, like a prodigal son, came the sharp correction, knocking everyone off their feet.
Indeed, the good lady declared that from the farthest corners of the land, advisors are besieged by their clients’ queries, “XRP, XRP, what sayest thou of XRP?” And lo, in some circles, it is second only to the mighty Bitcoin in the hearts of the crypto faithful. Grayscale, ever the chronicler, tweeted this tale, leaving the masses to ponder the persistence of XRP’s allure.
“We are in a crypto winter,” Saylor announced. “This is the fifth major drawdown of Bitcoin in the five years since I’ve been in the marketplace.”
At the height of this grand sell-off, it was a sight to behold! The total crypto market cap graciously shed over $1 trillion, as if it were an old coat that no longer fit. And what a spectacle it was, with liquidations reaching a record-breaking $19 billion-truly a show for the ages! Even now, the echoes of that chaos still ripple through the market, like a ghost at a lavish ball.
These aren’t just numbers to impress your cat; they’ve actually resulted in the network’s throughput capacity increasing by a third, while on-chain decentralized exchange activity more than doubled quarter-over-quarter in early 2025. It’s like the crypto world finally discovered caffeine.
In the gulag of digital shekels, XRP clings to $1.48 like a prisoner to a last cigarette, its $90 billion market cap a fragile mirage in the crypto desert. The weekly RSI, a gaunt and hollow-eyed statistic, slumps into the oversold zone-proof, if anyone needed it, that even numbers can starve. True believers, those who … Read more
In a move that’s more dramatic than a reality TV breakup, Nevada filed a complaint in Carson City District Court, claiming Kalshi’s “event contracts” are basically just sports betting in a fancy blazer. They want Kalshi to stop operating in Nevada faster than you can say, “House always wins.”
Quantum computing is advancing, which is great if you’re into sci-fi or have a PhD in physics. But for the rest of us, it means the cryptography holding up the internet and blockchains is now under “long-term pressure.” Translation: someone will probably break it in 2045, and we need to panic now. The transition isn’t a simple algorithm swap? Of course it’s not. Why would it be? It’s a “multidimensional migration effort”-because who doesn’t want to add three extra dimensions to a problem already complex enough?
While most major coins trade in the red, this sharp rise raises questions among investors: why World Liberty Financial WLFI token price up today? Well, if you’ve ever wondered why a group of people would gather in a Florida resort to discuss cryptocurrency, the answer is probably here. Or maybe it’s just the universe’s way of saying, “Let’s all pretend we understand this.”
ETHZilla, for those who missed its brief moment in the sun (or perhaps a brief moment in the moonlight), once raised 425 million dollars to build an Ether treasury after rebranding from 180 Life Sciences-a name that now sounds like a gym that only sells protein shakes. Mr. Thiel’s involvement was so influential that shares soared to $174, a number that would later plummet with all the grace of a lead balloon at a hot-air balloon festival.