In an epoch-making venture reminiscent of a proud Russian steed, Algorand and Noah strive to usher regulated, institutional payments to the whimsical land of blockchain. Algorand developers are now clandestinely privy to Noah’s formidable and governed payment infrastructure, rendering the assemblage decidedly more alluring to the noble builders of our age.
He’s been saying this since 2018, when Bitcoin was a cool $10,000. Back then, McGlone predicted it would drop a zero. And guess what? He was 70% right! The crypto fell to $3,000. So, now he’s just dusting off his crystal ball and telling us the same thing. “I think it can go back to $10,000,” he says with the confidence of someone who’s clearly not betting their savings on it. Classic McGlone, am I right? 🧐
In a chat with Fox Business (because where else would you discuss the future of digital currency?), Scott revealed that negotiations with Democrats have been about as smooth as a porcupine in a balloon factory. Apparently, the Democrats are stalling, which is shocking-SHOCKING-given their reputation for lightning-fast decision-making. 🙄
Data now suggests that nearly half of the XRP supply sits in loss, indicating late buyers face a high risk-though one might argue they were merely seeking a dramatic exit from the financial stage.
These levels, you see, are not mere numbers but sacred relics-psychologically and technically anointed. They whisper to the market, “Here lies the next chapter,” and the crowd, like obedient sheep, follows their cryptic counsel.
But what’s this? Monero, ever the belle of the privacy ball, continues its flirtation with higher valuations-climbing once again, with a twinkle of optimism sparkling in investor eyes. Market cap now sashays at $7.6 billion while trading volume leaps up by 14.47%-a veritable carnival of liquidity, proving that Monero’s secret charm is not lost on the crowd.
XRP attempted a recovery above $2.280, only to flop like a clumsy acrobat trying to balance on a unicycle. It’s like watching Bitcoin and Ethereum’s tango-amusing at first, then a complete mess as it fell below $2.250 and $2.220.
This, dear reader, is a tale as old as time: the wise, battle-hardened whales, ever-so-cautious, steadily increasing their stockpile during times of tumult, while the fragile, inexperienced masses flee in terror, clutching their measly 1 BTC for dear life. 🏃♂️💨
Bitcoin (BTC) is hanging around the $93,413 mark, trying its best to act casual after dipping below $90,000. The reason? The completion of the ever-so-dramatic CME futures gap – a nifty little pattern that happens when Bitcoin futures are unleashed after weekend trading breaks. A study from YieldFund tells us that about 98% of these gaps fill, so they’re basically the cool kids of technical analysis.
Currently, ETH is trading at around $3,067, which is a 23% drop over the past month. That’s not exactly a gentle dip, is it? In fact, it’s one of the steepest corrections of 2025. Ouch.
