AI Robots Need IDs Now?!

A post penned by the Ethereum entity on X (formerly known as Twitter, a platform rapidly becoming a charming relic of the past) on January 27th hinted at this impending digital rite of passage. Community chatter, a rather uncouth habit of many, suggests Thursday is the day.

Crypto’s Gold Rush & Legal Limbo: Hougan’s Hilarious Take

In his memo, cleverly titled “Gold Rising, Clarity in Suspense” (because who doesn’t love a good cliffhanger?), Hougan paints a picture of the world that’s basically a financial soap opera. Gold’s at $5,000 an ounce? Great, now my grandma’s jewelry is worth more than my 401(k). Thanks, inflation.

XRP’s Litany of Chains: The $2.00 Gauntlet

Failed to ascend the altar of $2.00, XRP now lingers in the shadow realm of $1.890, outperformed by ghosts in the machine like Bitcoin and Ethereum. The Fib levels-your 50% retracement-mock the bulls as they dig trenches near $1.880.

Gold’s Gone Glam! Wheaton’s $3B Bling Binge!

Chatting with Kitco News at the VRIC 2026 in Vancouver, Smallwood argued that Wheaton’s fixed-price streaming contracts are like a magic shield, protecting them from the inflationary dragons terrorizing mine operators worldwide. “We’re the knights in shining armor of the mining world,” he probably didn’t say, but should have.

The Curious Case of Crypto ETFs: A Rollercoaster Ride of Inflows and Outflows

After a harrowing stretch of red-the kind that makes one question their life choices-crypto exchange-traded fund (ETF) flows have finally found some semblance of stability. On this fine Monday, the 26th of January, a cautious yet delightful reversal graced us with its presence, as inflows returned across all major digital asset ETFs, easing the burden of last week’s heavy selling woes.