This drop isn’t just some casual glitch-it has analysts sweating because it happens right when short-term holders, who have been clinging to hope, are finally seeing a glimmer of profit. It’s like a long-awaited reunion, except no one knows if the party will last.
Enter Mert Mumtaz, the Solana savior, and one of ZEC’s most vocal cheerleaders. He’s not the type to sit back and let a little thing like a 50% crash ruin his day. Oh no, Mert’s here to remind us all that a correction after a 1,400% increase is completely “normal.” And ZEC, folks, is still one of the strongest performers of the year. Don’t believe him? Just check the charts. 📈
Ah, Michael Saylor, the mastermind behind Strategy, who, in his own inimitable style, took to Twitter to trumpet yet another stack of bitcoin acquisition. “We’ve added 130 BTC for a mere $11.7 million, or about $89,960 per bitcoin,” he said with characteristic humility. But that was only the beginning, for he revealed, “as of 11/30/2025, we hold 650,000 BTC for approximately $48.38 billion, a mere $74,436 per bitcoin.” Ah, the sweet smell of unapologetic bullishness.
A bold move, to be sure-but then again, what’s a little financial chaos between friends?
Innovator, the darling of financial advisers, with its risk-protecting charms, now finds itself in the belly of the beast. Its leadership, including the illustrious CEO Bruce Bond (a name so fitting for one who deals in financial “bonds”), shall join the Goldman ranks. 🕴️🤝 But fear not, dear reader, for this union is not yet consummated-regulatory approval looms, and the deal is expected to close by mid-2026. ⏳📜
Here’s the skinny on why the first week of December might just be the day traders’ version of a horror movie. Spoiler: it’s not a happy ending for shorts.
This story isn’t new. In 2017, spiraling companies like the infamous “Long Island Ice Tea Company” rebranded to the “Long Island Blockchain Co” and saw their stock price rocket 300 percent. Their experiment, like the many copycats they spawned, ended in disaster. In the five years since Strategy hard-launched the digital asset treasury model with an initial purchase of 21,000 Bitcoin (BTC), some 200 other DATcos have followed suit. 🎭
Solana meme coins are dying faster than a revolutionary’s hope in a gulag. The volume has hit a two-year low, and $SOL is down 7% after a 31.45% nosedive in the last 30 days. Ouch. 😣
