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Data from the oracle Santiment reveals that these whales now command 68.44% of all Bitcoin’s realm, their latest binge dubbed “long-term accumulation” with all the gravitas of a noble’s estate planning. Ah, but what drives such fervor? Perhaps it’s the same eternal dance of fear and greed that Tolstoy himself might have penned, where the fear index, once cowering below 20 in mid-March, has now swaggered into the greed zone at 62, with Bitcoin flirting around $119,000. How quaint, that a digital coin could stir such passions! 🐋😂

Altcoins, those mischievous underdogs, sprang into action, with ETH scaling the heights of $3,900 like a determined squirrel on a sugar rush. ENA, ever the showoff, erupted in a double-digit explosion, proving that even in the digital realm, drama is eternal.

From ancient cycles that seem to run on a mysterious calendar, to the global liquidity peaking like a drunken party guest—oh, and lest we forget, the panic in the altcoin camp and a famous chart heating up faster than a biddle stove—everything screams one thing: Bitcoin might just be gulping for its final, grandiose rally in this wild circus called the cycle. 🎪

Andrew Keys, the wise co-founder, assures us this is not a fleeting passion but a steadfast belief in Ethereum as the backbone of a shiny new digital economy. And ace, perhaps, he’s right—especially since the company’s gearing up to showcase itself under the ticker ETHM later this year. Speaking of which, try not to choke on your coffee during the IPO hype. ☕

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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a company in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a crypto expert. Thus, it was with considerable delight that PSQ Holdings, Inc. (NYSE: PSQH), affectionately known as Publicsquare, announced on a fine Wednesday, the esteemed appointment of none other than the illustrious Caitlin Long, … Read more

In what could only be described as a comeback worthy of the most dramatic telenovelas, ADA brushed off a nasty dip near $0.7280—like a stubborn mule refusing to be knocked over, holding its ground above the $0.730 mark. Our brave little crypto then strutted past resistance levels at $0.7450 and $0.7650, possibly thinking, “Is that all you’ve got?”

Only four months ago, this reserve amounted to a rather modest $200 million—barely enough to buy a small country’s worth of comic books! Then, whoosh, up it shot like a rocket-fueled goose, growing 50 times in size. The stuffy old boardrooms of the world? Turns out they’re all whispering feverishly about Ethereum. It’s become the new darling, the belle of the strategic ball. 💃

In a turn of events that would make even the most jaded observer raise an eyebrow, Coinbase’s Base network has overtaken Solana [SOL] in daily token launches. And not just by a whisker—by a landslide! Since the fateful days of late July, the shift has been as relentless as a Tolstoy novel, with no signs of abating.

Well, butter my biscuit, the Nasdaq-listed blockchain outfit BTCS has gone and done it. They’ve filed a $2 billion shelf registration with the SEC, a move so bold it’d make a cannery worker blush. 🦀 This little piece of paperwork lets them raise capital over three years by slinging stocks, bonds, or warrants faster than a turtle can say “Grapes of Wrath.” Now, they ain’t said what they’ll spend it on, but word on the street is they’re fixin’ to hoard more Ethereum (ETH) like it’s the last can of peaches in winter. 🍑