Crypto news

In a move that shocked precisely no one, Ripple-ever eager to drape itself in the trappings of institutional legitimacy-has acquired Palisade, a company whose sole purpose seems to be keeping digital assets locked away in metaphorical vaults. How thrilling. The announcement, delivered with all the fanfare of a tax audit, assures us that this will “turbocharge” (a word that should never be used outside of motorsports) Ripple’s already bloated infrastructure.

Ethereum remains one of the most actively traded digital assets, with global daily trading volumes typically exceeding USD 10 billion. As of early November 5th 2025, the ethereum price usd stands at around $3264, with increasing daily volume – reflecting both renewed investor confidence 😎 and continued market volatility. Although the network continues to broaden its uses in decentralized finance and the deployment of smart contracts, Ethereum nonetheless remains sensitive to changes in the general market and the prevailing liquidity conditions. 🧠💥

Should the price climb back above $2, a glimmer of hope may resurface, lifting TON toward $2.30-perhaps a salvation, perhaps another mirage. Yet, beware the shadow at $1.80, the major support that serves as a reminder that even in wealth, despair lurks beneath.

In a recent X post, analyst Butterfly (yes, that’s their handle) declared, “The coin is attempting to rebound from the lower border of the bullish flag on the 3D timeframe.” Translation: “It’s trying to stand up after tripping over its own feet.” Bulls are “maintaining control” near this “crucial zone,” which sounds like a fancy way of saying they’re holding their breath and crossing their fingers. Historical patterns? Oh, sure, let’s all trust history, which has a 99% failure rate when it comes to predicting anything, ever.

On November 3, Ripple dropped a press release like it’s 2017 again. 🚨 The revelation follows the crypto company’s recent acquisition of Hidden Road, a former well-known multi-asset brokerage firm. Now fully integrated under the name Ripple Prime, the platform will offer institutions an extensive range of services, including prime brokerage, clearing, and financing. Because who doesn’t want to trade with a mix of old-school finance and blockchain? 💸

Why, you ask? Well, fear, darling, is once again the coquettish mistress of the crypto bazaar. As the government declares a timeout, traders are hurriedly retreating from riskier pleasures, clutching their pearls and purses.

In a move that screams “We’re not just miners, we’re visionaries!”, CleanSpark announced on October 29 that they’re diving headfirst into the AI data center game. Apparently, Bitcoin mining profits are as stable as a house of cards in a wind tunnel, so they’re pivoting to the next big thing. Smart? Maybe. Desperate? Probably. But hey, at least they’re in Texas, where everything’s bigger, including their fiber backbone and natural gas pipelines. 🌪️🔥

It’s Tuesday, and the crypto market has painted everything red. Just a few days into November and the mood is already as grim as an overcast sky. After an underwhelming October, here we are-staring at a full-on panic attack, as every major cryptocurrency gets dragged down, BNB included. From highs of $1,000, it’s now flirting with $910. Sweet, right?

The chart data, rendered in graphs more dramatic than a Molière soliloquy, reveals a surge of wallets holding BTC for a decade or more. Since the dawn of 2024, when Bitcoin pranced above $50,000 like a peacock in a gilded cage, these ancient coins have been shuffled on-chain. One might infer that the OGs, weary of their digital treasure, are cashing in their chips-or at least their mining rigs.

An additional $47.5 million is reserved for continued Bitcoin buying under a DCA model.