Fresh whispers from the blockchain’s oracle caution that Bitcoin must reclaim the sacred cost-basis zone, lest the specter of decline loom anew. The Risk-Off Signal, that fickle bard of volatility, now sings a more tempered tune, as if the market has learned to dance with chaos rather than flee from it. But beware, for even the most seasoned dancers may trip if the floor shifts beneath their feet.
Seems like it. Both metrics are doin’ the jitterbug, showin’ the market’s just stretchin’ its legs, not breakin’ its back. It’s like a barn dance-lots of movin’ around, but nobody’s leavin’ the party. 🎉🕺
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My dears, the European Union has decided to join the digital party, and it’s about time! On the utterly thrilling date of Oct. 30, the European Central Bank (ECB) announced-with all the drama of a West End premiere-that it’s advancing to the next stage of the digital euro project. 🌟 The preparation phase, which began in November 2023 (yes, they’ve been sipping their tea and pondering), has finally concluded, laying the groundwork for a potential digital currency launch. The ECB, ever the perfectionist, insists this “new phase will ensure technical readiness for first issuance,” because heaven forbid they rush into anything!
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XRP, that fickle darling of the crypto world, has tumbled 7.5% this week, as if the upcoming Ripple Swell event were but a mere whisper in the wind. How quaint! 🍂💔
The mighty CoinDesk 20 index, which is basically the stock market’s rebellious younger sibling, stands at 3627.75, up a solid 4%-that’s a hundred and thirty-eight bucks and some change-since Thursday evening (4 p.m. ET, if you’re into precise timing). Yes, all twenty of these digital daredevils are riding the wave higher.
The ETF chronicles, those meticulous ledgers of investor caprice, unfold with grim eloquence: On the eve of All Hallows’ vigil, October 30, the Bitcoin funds hemorrhaged $488 million, bereft of even a whisper of inflow. Ethereum’s coffers, too, were plundered for $184 million, leaving only the plucky Solana to flaunt a $37 million gain, clinging to its $190 perch with the tenacity of a barnacle on a becalmed bark. 🐌
Now, Bitcoin has had a rather rough patch, with its price descending faster than an unfortunate dinner guest trying to exit through the wrong door. But lo and behold, it has once again found solace at that trusty $106,000 horizontal support level. It’s like that one chair at a party-unassuming, slightly creaky, but it holds up everyone without fail. So, rest assured, no major structures were broken, and as far as the bull market is concerned, it remains intact-for now. 🐂
Sam Bankman-Fried is back, flapping like a startled penguin, insisting he’s innocent (again).
