BREAKING: Ethereum Validators Flee in 72,000% Exodus Post-Hack Wave!
April, that cruellest month, bled $625 million in DeFi losses, with the KelpDAO bridge breach alone siphoning $292 million-a heist so brazen it would make a Chekist nod in approval. Restaked ether vanished like grain during collectivization, and lending markets rattled as if a secret police raid had swept through Moscow’s banks.




