Crypto news

This newfangled product employs what they call the “diamond-hands” strategy. Sounds fancy, right? It’s all about clutching onto that Bitcoin like it’s the last cookie in the jar. The plan? Sell Bitcoin options to snag regular payments and scoop up more Bitcoin when the price takes a nosedive. Reports suggest this little venture is pulling in about 5% returns a year, with fluctuations so minimal you’d think they were on a diet. 📉

According to Glassnode, XRP wallets have raked in a cool $68.8 million in profits this month, the highest in over a year. Talk about a cash cow! 🐄 This surge in sell pressure is coming mostly from long-term holders who bought XRP for peanuts, like, below $0.60. Even with all the bullish vibes and a solid market structure, XRP just can’t seem to break through the $2.20 barrier. It’s like trying to get a seat at the cool kids’ table, but the cool kids are all taking a break. 😴

According to our modern-day soothsayers, the firm CryptoQuant (proving that analytics is simply commedia dell’arte with less wigs), the wallets of these impulsive actors—the short-term Bitcoin holders—have been rapidly emptied since late May. As of June 19, this motley crew commands but 4.5 million BTC, a tragic fall from their former 5.3 million BTC glory, all in less time than it takes a hypochondriac to list his symptoms.

Lucie has taken it upon herself to remind the Shiba Inu community—and the world at large—that the cryptocurrency space is currently under siege. Not from the wolves of Wall Street, no, but from the lowly scammers peddling “get-rich-quick” tokens that promise to turn your life around in the blink of an eye. But alas, what’s the price of such promises? Your hard-earned money, of course. The market’s chaos makes it all too easy for these charlatans to pounce on unsuspecting investors like vultures on a dying carcass.

The Pi Network, ever the enfant terrible of the crypto soiree, has pranced its way through the first 100 days since unveiling the Open Network—an event that involved, quite shockingly, more than a press release and a few exclamations of “Revolution!”.

Inspired by the illustrious guaranteed income programs, the Dance Workforce Resilience (DWR) Fund shall bestow upon over 320 dancers the princely sum of $1,000 each, with no strings attached! Imagine, dear friends, a world where money flows as freely as the music in a bustling tavern! 🎶

Sherman trumpeted (pun inevitable) that “Chinese owners of TikTok have announced they are buying ‘Trump Coins’ for $300 million.” How does he know? Well, he saw it somewhere, possibly on the same internet that swears you can lose belly fat in five days by eating only pickles.

Ouch, indeed!

Our dear smart contract has undergone a rigorous examination and emerged victorious, approved by none other than CertiK, the most revered name in blockchain audits. With zero critical vulnerabilities and real-time monitoring via CertiK Skynet, FUNToken now struts among the most secure Web3 assets on the market. Talk about a safety net! 🛡️

The two-day event, scheduled during Berlin Blockchain Week on June 20-21, will feature many projects and developments on Cosmos-based chains. 🌐