Crypto news

Now, our dear CryptoWendyO, the Sherlock Holmes of the blockchain, has been poking her nose into this business. She notes that XRP, after a spot of bother around $1.12, shot up to a jolly $1.67 before settling back. And what’s more, coins were scurrying off Binance like rabbits from a foxhound, a clear sign, she says, of accumulation. Investors, it seems, are tucking XRP into cold storage faster than Jeeves packs away my evening wear.

On this grand tapestry known as the daily chart, ETH is stuck in a consolidation phase, reminiscent of an old man staring at his empty wallet after a night of revelry. The candles dance about with minor bullish retracements, but alas, they lack the vigor of a true hero’s charge-merely pitter-pattering like raindrops on a tin roof.

So, Capital B-the Paris-based firm that’s basically Europe’s answer to “What if MicroStrategy had a midlife crisis?”-just bought another tiny batch of Bitcoin. Because why not? Shares are tanking, but Bitcoin is shiny, and apparently, that’s all the rationale they need.

Blockchain’s “total transparency” was supposed to be the middle finger to shady bankers, but turns out, no one wants their financial life to be a 24/7 livestream. Imagine your boss paying you in crypto and the entire office knowing your salary. Spoiler: HR would be swamped.

A gentle pat on the back-one that might resonate through the annals of economic misadventures-serves as a testament to his unwavering faith in BTC’s future. Or perhaps, it’s merely the stubbornness of a man clinging to a mirage in a desert of uncertainty.

The judge, in a reading reminiscent of a monologue from the old samovar, chastised Armstrong for failing to engage with the case, poking holes in his claim that his silence was due to mental health or incarceration – a flimsy excuse that the gavel deemed as cold as a winter wind through the St. Petersburg arches.

Strategy Inc. (Nasdaq: MSTR) has detailed how it would respond if bitcoin suffers a steep collapse, with CEO Phong Le outlining contingency plans for BTC declines of 50%, 75%, or even a prolonged slide toward $8,000.

It seems that the eager hands of holders, perhaps too quick to grasp their gains, have hindered momentum, casting a shadow of uncertainty over XRP’s future price movements. The dance of profit-taking has become a familiar waltz, one that may dictate the rhythm of XRP for sessions to come.

This week, U.S. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent insisted that Congress should move quickly to pass the Clarity Act, a bipartisan cryptocurrency market structure bill he believes would steady digital asset markets experiencing sharp price fluctuations.

And guess what? The stolen goodies were promptly posted online by a hacker collective called ShinyHunters. Because nothing says “we’re serious” like a 2.5GB data dump after ransom talks went south. Crypto and fintech folks are now clutching their pearls and refreshing their feeds. Drama, drama, drama!