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In the last month, SUI has been playing the losing game—dropping approximately 6.72%, with a six-month nosedive of a staggering 24.33%. Weekly, it took an 11.38% tumble, as if sulking in the corner and refusing to join the party. The price chart looks like a rollercoaster operated by a drunk clown—descending when you hoped for ascents, with market sentiment leaning towards panic and avoidance. Resistance at $4.77 and support at $2.29 are like the gas station and the ditch respectively—where traders ponder whether to fill up or flee. The bears, with claws sharpened, seem to be having a field day, as technical indicators whisper gloomy thoughts. Short-term, SUI is stuck in a trad­ing purgatory—waiting for something to spark a rally or for buyers to finally wake up and buy the dip, while sellers take their profits and chuckle mischievously. 😅

The $CRCL opened at a modest $66, only to *immediately* take off like a startled pigeon in the market’s summer heat, touching $102.92. An IPO day rally so dramatic, it could have given even the most seasoned investors whiplash! 🤯 By the time the clock struck 12:50 PM EDT, the trading volume had reached a jaw-dropping 9.86 million shares. Apparently, everyone and their grandmother wanted a piece of this. 🙄

In their debut “Top Women in Web3 & AI” list, they gathered a cadre of women whose names seem to belong to the front lines—people who actually do things, rather than just talk about them at conferences after a glass of cheap wine. A list that, I suppose, captures the spirit—but also the stubborn heartbeat—of the moment, no matter how much of it is smoked by Silicon Valley’s most persistent smoke screens.

On May 15, the judge said, “Nope, not like that,” to Ripple and SEC’s fancy deal that promised to reduce Ripple’s penalty to a measly $50 million and lift some restrictions. But surprise! She says they filed it under the wrong rule. Classic mix-up. She’s basically saying, “Fix it, or I’ll just do nothing.” Meanwhile, the silence is deafening. These two are probably arguing over who’s more stubborn. 😒

Both parties forgot to do their homework—specifically, refile that joint request to change the final judgment by June 5. Now, the court might just decide to restart the whole briefing circus, leaving everyone involved scrambling like headless chickens. Meanwhile, Judge Analisa Torres, who is basically the queen of New York’s legal scene, denied a motion on May 15 for a hint on what’s to come. Her words hinted not just at the usual procedural mumbo jumbo but suggested that trying to get the court’s opinion right now is about as easy as convincing a cat to take a bath. “If jurisdiction were restored to this Court,” she spat out in court-speak, “the Court would deny the parties’ motion as procedurally improper.” Basically, “Nope, not happening, folks.”

According to the ever-reliable Whale Alert (aka the neighborhood’s gossip), 26.6 million XRP tokens—almost $59 million—took a one-way trip from an mystery wallet to Coinbase on June 5. You know what that screams? “Time to sell!” or maybe just a really refined game of crypto roulette, who knows? The timing’s almost as suspicious as grandma’s casserole. 🕵️‍♀️

The Foundation, in its wisdom (or perhaps desperation), will stash away a small fortune—equivalent to 2.5 years of expenses, no less. A cozy cushion against the unpredictable chaos of Ether’s unpredictable dance. This buffer is their magic carpet—designed to carry Ethereum’s core projects comfortably through the tempest, even when the wind is howling. The aim? To keep the funding flowing, come market crashes or crypto earthquakes—because who needs a rollercoaster without safety restraints?

Meanwhile, the price of Bitcoin took a nosedive, slipping from a lofty $104,800 to a modest $103,800—hardly a descent from the heights of Mount Olympus, yet enough to merit a minor recovery and a few red candles that flickered like candlelit shadows in a forgotten corridor. The scene was more of a slow, creeping decline than a sudden explosion—no fireworks, just a somber procession of red candles whispering tales of selling pressure, not volatility’s wild shot. 📉🔥

Our beloved Doge has decided to take a nosedive, slipping 1.52% since yesterday. Perhaps it’s tired of all the hype—who can say? Maybe it just wants a nap before the next plunge. 💤

Meanwhile, the grand CoinDesk 20 — the boys and girls who got the biggest market cap and snubbed memecoins like they’re last season’s fashion — are down 1.7%, arguably trying to hide from the storm. Truly, it’s a lesson in how markets love to keep us on our toes (or on the floor). 😅