Crypto ETFs: The Universe Suddenly Remembers It’s Not a Fan

A graph that probably looks like a rollercoaster designed by a maniac

In a shocking turn of events that no one saw coming (except maybe the dolphins), crypto ETFs have gone net negative for the first time in three months. Yes, investors have apparently decided that Bitcoin trading above $78,000 and a rosy outlook on U.S. digital asset legislation are just not exciting enough. Time to panic!

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But hold onto your hats, folks, ’cause this here rally’s hit a wall, and Ali Martinez-a fella with more followers than a preacher on Sunday-says a fancy indicator’s flashing red. Seems the Tom DeMark (TD) Sequential’s got its knickers in a twist, signaling a “major bearish pivot.” That’s Wall Street talk for “time to sell before the ship sinks.”