Ethereum’s 2026: Moon or Doom? 🚀💸

So, Ethereum’s future is looking about as bright as a British summer-gray and uncertain. Benjamin Cowen, the man who probably dreams in candlestick charts, recently spilled the tea on the Bankless podcast. 🍵 His verdict? ETH’s 2026 prospects are as shaky as a three-legged stool. 🪑

Trump’s Meme Coin: From Crypto Ball to Crypto Fall 🌟💸

In the frosty days leading to his January 20, 2025, coronation-er, inauguration-Trump unveiled official trump (TRUMP) at a glittering “Crypto Ball.” 🕺✨ A spectacle so grand, it made Versailles look like a PTA meeting. Launched on the Solana blockchain, TRUMP burst onto the scene with the fervor of a MAGA rally and the volatility of a Twitter feud. 💥

Cardano’s Charles: XRP Unfakeable, $10T Market Awaits 🚀

Mr. Hoskinson posited that platforms such as XRP and Midnight are conceived with the very essence of Web3 in mind, whereas the aforementioned institutions are but novices in this grand endeavor. When queried about the scale he alluded to, he gestured towards the market of real-world assets, declaring the ambition to seize a $10 trillion opportunity. 🚀

Lithuania’s Crypto Deadline: Fines, Jail, or Go Home! 🚨

Lithuania’s central bank has issued a strict warning to crypto firms. All providers will have to obtain licenses in the near future. Otherwise, operations will be illegal. The announcement is a sign of tougher enforcement. Moreover, there was emphasis on urgency by the authorities. The move is in line with European crypto regulation objectives. As such, firms are now faced with momentous decisions. 🤯