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Enter ‘Fullpriceaction’, a TradingView sage who’s been staring at charts until their eyes crossed. They’ve declared this OB level a no-man’s-land where hedge funds, market makers, and banks once gathered to place sell orders with the enthusiasm of a witch at a broomstick sale. This zone, nestled between $94,000 and $98,000, is now the crypto equivalent of a dragon’s lair-Bitcoin must either slay the beast or be roasted to a crisp. To reach it, our plucky cryptocurrency needs a 27% rally, which, let’s face it, is about as likely as a wizard passing up a free pint.

“Bitcoin back down to 65 isn’t entirely shocking to me,” he said. “And then rallying back up to north of 80, maybe even 90 by the end of the year also wouldn’t be a big shock to me, but likely wouldn’t happen until closer to midterms or after.”

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In a recent CNBC appearance, Lee, with all the gravitas of a man who has seen both the rise and fall of tech darlings, suggested that investors should prepare for a delightful cacophony of inflationary pressures, rising yields, and a parade of IPOs. A veritable feast, one imagines, for those who thrive on uncertainty.

According to a recent post on X, analyst Michaël van de Poppe believes the cryptocurrency market is weakening. He warns that Bitcoin must stay above $74,000 to avoid a potential drop below $65,000.

« Oh, absolument ! » déclara-t-il, comme s’il avait inventé la poudre et le café, « Bitcoin est monté plus haut que les nuages, et il continuera à grimper, car les institutions, ces requins bien habillés, l’absorberont comme du sirop pour les angines. »

Yet, in true dramatic fashion, a certain oracle-previously blessed with the gift of foresight-now murmurs of a potential revival, as though the stars have aligned for a tragic hero’s redemption arc.

Blockchain.com, that cryptocurrency’s most notorious serpent, has officially filed paperwork with the SEC, a move so stealthy it would make a ninja weep. The company, which likely owns more Bitcoin than a medieval king owns gold, has chosen secrecy as its cloak, allowing it to tiptoe through the SEC’s labyrinthine corridors without revealing its financial secrets. A true masterstroke of corporate theatrics.

The PAC’s timing is as impeccable as a court jester’s jest. With the CLARITY Act wending its way through Congress and the SEC in disarray, they’ve chosen the moment to enter the fray. One might say they’ve caught the government mid-yawn.