Crypto news

Within this comedic scroll, six whimsical behaviors have been identified that might just send shivers down the spines of those dabbling in the art of liquidity:

March is almost done, but Doge’s ETF is about as busy as a held‑back hallway. From the start of the month, only two days earned a net inflow. The first-March 2, 2026-saw a whirl of $779,100, pushing the cumulative total past $7.6 million for the first time. Then came a great lull: two weeks of zero inflow, prices doing a salsa dance, and hens calling on their moms.

Our intrepid investors, armed with tales of woe, lament that over a billion dollars-a staggering sum fit for a minor kingdom-of revenue generated from those digital gold rushers known as crypto miners was tucked away like a forgotten sock under the bed of corporate disclosure.

Enter Michaël van de Poppe, that sage of cryptocurrency! He proclaims that this perilous moment might indeed be a splendid opportunity for purchasing, as if we were at a grand market, haggling over the finest wares amidst the chaos of a jester’s folly.

Such a swell of fervor matches the fevered dance of merchants at the market square, chasing folly while the stability of Bitcoin slumbered, oblivious to the giddy invaders of high‑beta ambition. The trading volume doubled, a veritable flood of capital rushing into the shimmering river of speculative meme assets.

“The banking lobby is still stronger than the crypto lobby,” Schiff declared, as if he were announcing the results of a particularly riveting intergalactic tug-of-war. Under the current legislative framework, it appears that stablecoin issuers are not allowed to share the wealth by paying interest to their users. Now, isn’t that just splendid? Why share the joy when you can hoard it like a dragon with a stash of gold?

BNB is holding steady above important support levels. Despite recent market volatility impacting other cryptocurrencies, BNB’s price has remained relatively stable, which is helping to maintain its current trend.

Similar to Bitcoin, Ethereum’s price held above $2,050 and began to rise. It successfully broke through resistance levels at $2,080 and $2,120.

Shares of Circle, the company that created the USDC stablecoin, dropped 22% to $98 on Tuesday after news emerged regarding lawmakers’ ruling on a disagreement over how much interest stablecoins can earn.

In the wacky world of Bitcoin mining, the fourth quarter of 2025 was as cheerful as a toothache. Just as the miners were dusting off their halving blues from April 2024, Bitcoin’s price decided to take a nosedive from a lofty $124,500 in October to a mere $86,000 by December. Meanwhile, the hashrate was having a party, staying near its peak and squeezing profits like a vice. The cost to mint a single Bitcoin ballooned to nearly $80,000, leaving many miners teetering on the edge of breakeven-or worse, staring into the abyss of red ink.