So, Ethereum’s future is looking about as bright as a British summer-gray and uncertain. Benjamin Cowen, the man who probably dreams in candlestick charts, recently spilled the tea on the Bankless podcast. 🍵 His verdict? ETH’s 2026 prospects are as shaky as a three-legged stool. 🪑
BeInCrypto, in its infinite wisdom, has scoured the digital wastelands for three tokens that might, just might, defy gravity and logic in January 2026. Or perhaps they’ll simply implode spectacularly. Either way, the show must go on.
In the frosty days leading to his January 20, 2025, coronation-er, inauguration-Trump unveiled official trump (TRUMP) at a glittering “Crypto Ball.” 🕺✨ A spectacle so grand, it made Versailles look like a PTA meeting. Launched on the Solana blockchain, TRUMP burst onto the scene with the fervor of a MAGA rally and the volatility of a Twitter feud. 💥
Mr. Hoskinson posited that platforms such as XRP and Midnight are conceived with the very essence of Web3 in mind, whereas the aforementioned institutions are but novices in this grand endeavor. When queried about the scale he alluded to, he gestured towards the market of real-world assets, declaring the ambition to seize a $10 trillion opportunity. 🚀
This comes after Charlotte Fang, ever the dreamer, claimed that prediction markets with enough liquidity could program the future. How romantic! 🎭
Lithuania’s central bank has issued a strict warning to crypto firms. All providers will have to obtain licenses in the near future. Otherwise, operations will be illegal. The announcement is a sign of tougher enforcement. Moreover, there was emphasis on urgency by the authorities. The move is in line with European crypto regulation objectives. As such, firms are now faced with momentous decisions. 🤯
Oh no, not again! 🚨 Today’s crypto market is basically a financial soap opera with a $28B plot twist. BTC and ETH options are settling like a bad breakup, and let me tell you, the drama is real. 🤯 267,000 Bitcoin options are expiring with a put/call ratio so low, it’s practically a yoga instructor. … Read more
Enter Dr. Profit-yes, that’s his actual name-who thinks Bitcoin might hit rock bottom sometime between September and October 2026. Talk about a long wait! At this rate, I might just grow old and gray waiting for that bottom to drop. 👵⏳
2025’s crash saga 🎬, while Bitcoin flexed and BNB Chain tripled users like, “uh, thanks for the leftovers.” 😎
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