Bitcoin, that darling of the digital realm, sashayed past the $90,000 mark on Wednesday, much to the relief of those poor ETF holders who were starting to look a bit peaky. 🤑 Back in the black, my dears, back in the black! And all thanks to that darling Cathie Wood, who insists her $1.5 million Bitcoin price target is as solid as a Coward cocktail. 🍸
The growth of the XRP Spot ETFs is robust, one might even say flourishing, but there is more to the matter than meets the eye. It seems that the tale unfolding behind these funds is not without a certain level of sophistication-nay, mystery. Our expert, Pumpius, who, let it be known, is no stranger to the crypto world, has discovered a subtle play at hand among the institutions, a play of which the general populace is blissfully unaware.
His words fell upon the ZEC, which had already plummeted 35% in two weeks, a descent more grievous than the fall of a proud kingdom. 🚀
Onchain Lens, that sly fox of the blockchain world, claims the 320 ETH created 10 new validators, each requiring 32 ETH. The payment and setup were recorded onchain, visible to blockchain trackers like a mischievous imp in a candy shop. This is Bhutan’s largest ETH action since May 2025, when the nation moved 570 ETH to a Binance wallet, a move so bold it could make a pirate blush.
Ethereum, the granddaddy of smart contracts, decided to play nice this week, bouncing off the $2,870 level like it was a trampoline. A 10% gain? Not too shabby! But hold your horses-if this bounce is anything like my last attempt at a diet, it might not last. ETH is eyeing the $3,300 resistance level, but let’s be real: the overall sentiment is still as bearish as a grizzly in winter. Buyers, if you’re out there, you’ve got your work cut out for you. Break that $3,300 and turn it into a support level, or it’s back to the drawing board. 📉
The top crypto exchanges of November 2025 are like a bunch of caffeinated squirrels, bouncing around, trading volumes breaking records, and launching new products faster than you can say “HODL”. While investors are all hyped up, regulators are throwing regulations faster than a clown car, trying to make everyone feel safe-until they don’t. Curtains up on crypto’s biggest circus!
By the whispered promises of Q2 2026, the veil of secrecy shall descend, and the gaming dice, already cast, shall roll with newfound vigor. 🕰️🎲
As a crypto investor, I find it interesting that he still believes Bitcoin is early in its growth, even though it’s already 5x’d since the beginning of 2023. It really highlights the long-term potential he sees in it.
It acknowledged, with a straight face, that these markets could make buying and selling assets faster and cheaper. Imagine a world where financial transactions happen in the blink of an eye-perfect! Until, of course, they don’t. Because nothing says stability like a market that can flash crash faster than you can say “Uh-oh.” 😅
On Wednesday, Kwon’s lawyers came forward with the startling assertion that the former CEO deserves only a five-year sentence. Apparently, nearly three years in prison already (with half of that time in some pretty tough conditions in Montenegro) has been “substantial” enough. Because who wouldn’t consider prison in Montenegro “brutal,” right? 🌍
