Michael Saylor, the mastermind behind this financial circus, boldly proclaimed that their Bitcoin holdings would be worth nearly six times their outstanding convertible notes if Bitcoin were to fall to Strategy’s average purchase price. This now-gloriously-titled “Bitcoin Rating” seems to be the new measure of success, right up there with ‘most delusional claims made in a crisis.’ 🙃
The latest chart patterns show Worldcoin sluggishly inching between $0.62 and $0.64, just a smidgen above November’s multi-year low of $0.5983 T. This narrow range is hardly a surprise given the general downward spiral that’s plagued this asset throughout 2025. After all, a 20% drop in a month is nothing to write home about, right? The bearish momentum seems to have found its groove.
But hark! The soothsayers of the charts, with their arcane tools and mystical trendlines, have divined a singular point of leverage-a fulcrum upon which the fate of this beleaguered altcoin doth hang. Will it rise like a phoenix from the ashes, or shall it sink further into the quagmire of despair? The answer, my friend, lies in the mystical range of $2,830 to $2,835, a narrow band where whales, those leviathans of the crypto seas, have cast their mighty nets. 🐳
Oh, and the crypto market tagged along for the ride, hitting $3.09 trillion. Because why not? 🚀
Back in September 2024, Polygon was like, “POL is MATIC but with a PhD in utility!” 🧑🎓 It wasn’t just a name change-it was a whole vibe shift. POL could do more than just staking and gas fees; it was like the token version of a Swiss Army knife. But while Polygon was busy flexing its tech muscles, the community was like, “Where’s my MATIC? I miss my MATIC!”
But alas, the cold hand of reason intervenes. Analysts, those sober-minded sentinels of reality, declare the notion as naught but a fantastical dream. “Delusional,” proclaims Zach Humphries, a man who, though he holds XRP dear, refuses to be swayed by the whims of the crowd. For XRP to reach such a pinnacle, it would require a market cap of $6 trillion-a sum so vast, it dwarfs the entire crypto market as it stands today. And with but 35 days remaining in the year, the task is not merely daunting; it is, in the words of our sage, “impossible.” 🧮💔
Our crypto prophet, Umair, with his crystal ball and too much time on his hands, says XRP is stashin’ in a narrow range – between $1.90 and $2.08 – like a squirrel hoardin’ acorns. He warns if it keeps sittin’ there, maybe, just maybe, a month-long nap in the form of a good ol’ consolidation might make a rainbow after the storm. But if that range tips over, buckle up-expect the price to drop faster than a frog out of a hot skillet, possibly hittin’ that $1.50 mark where the real fun begins. 🎯🐸
Banks, those venerable guardians of coin and parchment, shall now be permitted to custody crypto on behalf of their patrons, allowing digital currencies to prance about as legal tender for savings, credit, and loans. Reuters, that trusty herald of news, doth proclaim this marvel! 📜💸
As the sun sets, Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH), and Ripple (XRP)-once riders of the bull-now seem to be hesitant, hovering near technical barricades, unable to push through with their usual bravado. Perhaps even the market gods tire of the endless game of ‘up or down’? Or maybe it’s just the weather-digital weather, that is. 🌧️
Meanwhile, Bitcoin, that old drama queen, is having a moment on the four-hour chart. It’s edging toward a golden cross, an event that’s practically the stuff of legend in crypto circles. And just like that, the $100,000 BTC target is back in the spotlight, as if it had never left.
