Binance Is Toast: How a Crypto Giant Crumbled Like My Last Diet 🍞💸
Let’s be real: Binance used to run this town like a mayor who never pays parking tickets. But now it’s got competition coming out of the woodwork like termites at a picnic. According to Bitcoin Sistemi (which sounds less like a data firm and more like a sci-fi villain’s prostate supplement), Binance’s global spot trading share dipped to 25% last December. That’s a 10% drop since November. At this rate, by March they’ll be trading Monopoly money for expired Groupons.


