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The non-profit organization, established in 2014 to support the Ethereum blockchain and its ecosystem, said the funds will support its core operations, including protocol research and development, ecosystem growth, and community grants. You know, because nothing says “community” like selling millions to a guy who once predicted Bitcoin would hit $500,000. (Spoiler: He was wrong. But hey, at least he’s consistent!)

The daily chart still carries the temperature of a bruised grump: ETH sits below the 100‑day and 200‑day moving averages, both of which slope in a manner that favours sellers on the grander timeline. The descending stairwell that saw it fall the previous months is holding tight, so the market is still playing in the danger zone, like a drunk juggler holding a flaming sword.

Beneath the veneer of activity lies a truth as stark as the Siberian tundra. This is no market rally; it is a mass migration. As the Strait of Hormuz narrows, so too does the trust in banks. Stablecoins, those digital rubles of the desperate, now ferry not just value, but hope. Yet in their quiet service, they siphon liquidity from the very veins of exchange markets, leaving behind a hollow shell.

Though the asset’s price dances a jig of confusion, the XRPL Ledger, that tireless courtier, stirs the hearts of investors with a vigor that would make even Molière himself chuckle. For what is a sharp reversal but a mere hiccup in the grand opera of crypto?

Bybit’s valuation is supposedly as stable as a cryptocurrency, which is to say, not very. But hey, if they can match OKX’s $25 billion vibe, maybe they’ll finally stop looking like the awkward cousin at the crypto family reunion.

Pi Network has finished updating its core technology with the v20.2 protocol. The upgrade was completed on March 12, 2026, earlier than expected, before the planned Pi Day launch.

And lo, the trading volume swelled like a mighty river, surging past $1.7 billion, a testament to the frenzied zeal of those who chase the elusive promise of wealth. The token, once a mere whisper in the crypto realm, now roared with the fervor of a thousand speculators, each one convinced they had discovered the secret to eternal prosperity.

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In a post that would surely make the Hitchhiker himself proud, Elon Musk has announced that early public access for X Money will launch next month. This monumental announcement signifies a giant leap for mankind-or at least for those who enjoy transforming social media platforms into the ‘Everything App’ (which is a term that makes you wonder if a toaster will start tweeting next). Crypto traders, however, are playing the role of cautious space travelers, predicting that the X Money launch might not blast off until the end of April.