Yes, ladies, gentlemen, and those who identify as crypto-anarchists on weekends: Hougan thinks Solana could pull off a “two ways to win” move so smooth it makes a magician look like someone who just forgot their wallet. 🪄💸
Bitcoin, the undisputed sovereign of the crypto realm, boasts a $2.3T market cap. It competes with public companies like Amazon and precious metals like Silver. Yet, it operates as if stuck in 2009, with seven transactions per second and fees that rise like a tempest during busy times. 🌩️
What to Know: Old Dogecoin gasped for breath, falling a whopping 5.5% to $0.1843, with the $0.1940 cushion smashed by institutional fur-bangers. 🐾 The trading winds blew a strong 180% surge in volume, singing tales of shifting sands and moving bits in the crypto meadow. Now, the gossip whirs about whether this mighty hound of … Read more
Yet, amidst this jubilant gathering, a singular enigma did grasp the imaginations of the crypto cognoscenti – the mysteriously elusive whereabouts of the XRP ETF!
Behold! BSOL, that paragon of investment, has seen over $72 million in trading, with net inflows exceeding $116 million. A true testament to the people’s faith, or perhaps their folly. 📉📈
“Bitcoin, Ethereum, blockchain, staking, Web3,” Armstrong said, as casually as a man ordering a cheeseburger. And just like that, the markets resolved to “yes,” leaving some punters richer and others muttering under their breath about the audacity of it all. 💸
Apparently, this Powell guy, the Fed chair, said something. Another rate cut isn’t a “certain thing”? What does that even mean? Everything’s uncertain! That’s life! But still…$109K to… less? It’s just… inconsiderate.
The recent resurgence of XRP has been given a courteous nod by institutional magnates. Like a wealthy dowager, a freshly introduced XRP vault has gathered a respectable $115 million of assets posthaste, with futures market volumes skyrocketing like fireworks into the billions. This echoes the chorus – or as our analysts put it, the supply-constraint thesis – thought to power this next leg up the price spiral.
Strategy spilled the beans on Thursday, revealing a diluted earnings per share of $8.42-a figure that made Wall Street scrabble its pencils a bit to meet their own dull predictions of $8.15. ¥
Would you believe it? The total value locked (TVL) has surged to a near $10 billion, rekindling faith in the once shaky ecosystem. Analyst Cipher X, with a flair for dramatic recovery stories, remarked that the rebound marks a stunning recovery from the disastrous slump of 2022, when liquidity across DeFi protocols took a nosedive. It appears the chain has shrugged off its 2022 blues and, like a phoenix from the ashes, is now standing tall in 2025. 🔥
