It was on that fateful Friday that Bitcoin, in a moment reminiscent of tragic heroes, fell below $116,000. This upheaval sparked a catastrophic wave of trader liquidations, culminating in a staggering 213,000 casualties within just 24 hours. A veritable apocalypse of misplaced optimism!
So, the Pi people are very busy. Constantly “updating” things. They’ve introduced a “BUY” button in the Pi Wallet. A BUY button! Like we didn’t already know you could *buy* things. Revolutionary. It’s like discovering your toaster has a ‘toast’ setting. 🤯
This acquisition elevates their Bitcoin portfolio to an impressive 1,825 BTC, placing them at the 26th position on the Bitcoin 100 leaderboard—a ranking that, one might argue, is less about financial acumen and more about the whims of market trends. 📊✨
A death cross, for the uninitiated, is like a technical analysis party crasher 🎉 – it happens when a shorter-term moving average (think 50-day or 50-week MA) falls below a longer-term moving average (like 200-day or 200-week MA). It’s often seen as a bearish signal, like a big, ominous cloud ☁️, frequently indicating deeper corrections or extended downtrends.
despite the flood of cash, the XRP price remains stubbornly stagnant at around $3.13. A far cry from its recent high of $3.39, the drop that began on July 23 shows no signs of reversing. Yet, this is precisely where the “smart money” loves to lurk—when prices are flat or falling, not when they’re soaring to the moon. 🌑💼
A Bitcoin whale older than my Spotify Wrapped list just sold off 80,202 BTC, and we’re all just here like, “was that a whale or just a really big fish?” The stash, valued at nearly $10B, was liquidated like it’s Tuesday night trash TV—split across three days, with the final 40K sent to Galaxy six hours before the chaos began. 🐳💥
As the price chart so cruelly illustrates, our poor SHIB was thrust skyward, only to be brutally rebuffed by the 200-day moving average, that implacable gatekeeper of long-term momentum. Like a lepidopterist swatting at a rare butterfly, the market swatted SHIB back to its earthly confines, just shy of $0.0000145. Now it hovers, a trembling creature, above the $0.0000133 support zone, where moving averages cluster like vultures awaiting their next meal. 🦋⚰️
As the crypto realm shuddered through a brief tremor, Bitcoin’s once-bold ascent now stumbles at $115,000, a price tag as modest as a peasant’s cloak. Yet on-chain data, that ever-watchful scribe, reveals a crescendo of greed-fueled symphonies. The net realized profits, after a recent all-time high, swell like a wine-soaked toga at a Roman feast.
And so, the grand spectacle unfolds: a venerable institution attempting to wear the crown of blockchain innovation, while beneath the surface, the waters churn with uncertainty and the specter of folly. They say “trust the process,” but in this case, perhaps it’s better to trust your instinct—and maybe, just maybe, hold onto your gold coins tightly, because the future, no matter how shiny, might just be a gilded cage. 😅
The demand for this Bitcoin doth wax exceedingly strong, particularly after that most august personage, the former President Trump, did decree the possibility of a national reserve of these… novelties. A curious turn of events, indeed! Is this progress, or simply a new form of speculative madness?
