This acquisition, a silent duel in the shadow of the digital age, sees traditional titans scrambling to stake their claim in the stablecoin empire. Zero Hash, the unsung hero of the tokenization renaissance, quietly fuels the digital alchemy of BlackRock, Franklin Templeton, and others, their APIs humming with billions of transactions. 🧠
XRP’s at $2.63, down 1.2% in 24 hours. 🎉 But hey, it’s up 10% on the week, so let’s throw a parade. 🎊 Stuck in a $2.58-$2.68 range, because why not? Resistance at $2.70-$2.80 is like that one friend who never shows up on time. ⏰
In a move that screams “we’re serious about blockchain but also kind of dramatic,” Innovate NY endorsed Cuomo on Tuesday. Their agenda? Blockchain, tokenization, stablecoins, and AI. Basically, they want NYC to be the Silicon Valley of the East Coast, but with more pizza and fewer hoodies. 🍕💻
These contracts-priced at a suspiciously precise $2.58-are basically the crypto equivalent of a “I bet my imaginary money against your imaginary money” game. And yet, open interest is rising! Institutions are swarming! Or as we call them: suits with spreadsheets.
And what might this acquisition bring to the table, you ask? A stablecoin revolution, perhaps? Yes, indeed. If all goes according to plan, this will be one of the boldest wagers Mastercard has ever made, and it shall surely be whispered in the halls of financial institutions for years to come. Stablecoins, here we come-again. Will this be their moment of glory, or another tale of folly? 🧐
Almost every cryptocurrency was in the red today, with coins like Aster, Story, Cronos, and Conflux leading the charge. All dropping by over 5%. But hey, at least they’re consistent, right? 📉
This noble endeavor invites GPU owners to lend their idle machines to the cause, in exchange for TON tokens. A veritable feast for developers starved of affordable compute power! Or, as Gogol might say, a modern-day scribe trading his quill for a GPU, only to find himself serf to the algorithm.
Nordic crypto exchange Safello is entering the exchange-traded product market now. Consequently, the firm unveiled the first-ever Bittensor (TAO) ETP today. This product was developed in partnership with Deutsche Digital Assets (DDA) successfully. Therefore, this listing represents a major market expansion for Safello as a whole. The move links institutional finance and the AI-crypto sector effectively. 🧠⚖️
By Shayan, the oracle of oscillators and purveyor of platitudes.
A triumph, they say? A first of its kind under the SEC’s new “generic listing standards”-a bureaucratic ballet where compliance is the lead dancer. One might call it a miracle, or perhaps a well-rehearsed farce. 🎭
