In their September 1 Market Outlook, these financial wizards put it rather bluntly: “Closing below $98k on this timeframe would turn weekly structure bearish.” But don’t reach for the smelling salts just yet, for they also add, “Above $98k weekly structure is still bullish and therefore we should anticipate the formation of a higher-low.” Phew, what a relief! 🙌
only fees raked in from WLFI-controlled liquidity pools scattered across Ethereum, BNB Chain, and Solana will be incinerated. Community and third-party liquidity? Untouched, baby.
According to the ever-reliable data from crypto.news, XRP (XRP) was trading at $2.79, a modest 3.1% increase in the past 24 hours and a whopping 56% surge from its lowest point this year. 🚀
“Patience, my dear friends, patience!” exclaimed Daan Crypto Trades, a full-time trader and analyst, with a twinkle in his eye. “The first few days of the month are like a tempestuous sea, full of choppy waves and unexpected turns. But if you can weather the storm, the rewards might just surprise you.”
This Onramp, you understand, allows one to procure Pi with such pedestrian methods as Alipay, Maya, and even GCash! A convenience, certainly, for the faithful. It is touted as a breakthrough, a glorious gateway! But the charts… the charts tell a tale of woe! Sellers, like hungry wolves, dominate the marketplace, and in a mere six months, the poor token has surrendered over 80% of its former glory. One almost feels sorry for it… almost.
Ah, Bitcoin’s short-term holders have finally realized the cruel joke of their losses as STH MVRV dipped below 1. Meanwhile, long-term holders are sipping tea, calmly refusing to sell, and Seller Exhaustion hints that the market may be running out of people to panic. How delightfully predictable.
Derivative data, that most unreliable of prophets, reinforces the recovery in traction as Coinglass reported that DOGE futures volumes jumped 119% to $5.36 billion, while open interest fell 4.7% to $3.24 billion. A tale of two markets: one rising, the other retreating, like a man torn between heaven and hell. 🧨
While she was “mindlessly” playing with the scammer, they were secretly stealing her funds and hacking her Discord. The same tactic was used on three of her other friends, she wrote in a post on Aug. 21 on X. It’s like a digital version of the Trojan horse, but instead of Greeks, it’s scammers. 😂
They’ve been collecting Bitcoins like my Uncle George collects stray dogs-fast, compulsively, and sometimes with even less explanation. August alone saw Metaplanet gobbling up 463 BTC for one sum, 518 BTC for another, and then a glorious 775 BTC feast, all in deals so high-profile they must have made their accountants weep and cheer at the same time. The latest feeding frenzy pushed their hoard well past the previously confessed pile of 18,888 BTC. Who’s counting? Well, apparently they are, and the number keeps swelling like a river after spring rains.
World Liberty Financial (or should we say, World Liberty Financial Circus 🎪) spilled the beans on how the 24.67 billion circulating tokens are divvied up. Here’s the breakdown, folks-it’s a real hoot:
