Crypto news

The travel company has officially announced that Dogecoin is now a legitimate payment option for flight bookings. No longer just for internet jokes, you can now use the beloved canine currency when you check out for your next getaway. Joining the ranks of other forward-thinking companies like AirBaltic and Cielo Aviation, which already accept Dogecoin through Bitpay, Alternative Airlines is proving that, indeed, anything is possible when you’ve got Elon Musk on your side. 🐕💰

Though they’ve yet to announce a token (perhaps they’re saving it for a grand reveal at a gala where the only currency is wit?), the trademark filing is as telling as a man in a bowler hat clutching a ledger at midnight. Legal groundwork, they whisper? More like a pre-emptive waltz through regulatory red tape. After all, big finance companies are nothing if not preparatory-like a wet weekend with a suitcase full of umbrellas. 🌧️

On-chain data? More like “on-chain drama.” Top wallets like yolow11l are “accumulating” like it’s 2021 again. 🤡 The whale dashboard says “2.16 million PENGU in net inflows” – sure, whatever. The Kung Fu Panda collab? More like a “Kung Fu Panda” of hype. 🐉

This crypto soap opera has more twists than a pretzel! 🥨 Governance? More like govern-mess! Trust and transparency? Ha! More like trust issues and opaque shenanigans! 😂

In a tweet (because who doesn’t love tweeting about money?), Aljarrah drops the truth bombs. He says, “XRP was never designed to be cheap.” His words, not mine. Basically, XRP is the high roller in the crypto casino, meant to handle massive financial stuff like debt, derivatives, and liquidity-things that are about as exciting as watching paint dry, but way more expensive. 🎨💸

Remember when ZEC was just a wallflower at the crypto ball, hovering around $50 in September? Well, it’s had its makeover, and now it’s strutting down the red carpet at a seven-year high of $370. Sure, it dipped slightly to $350 (thanks, CoinGecko, for the reality check), but that’s still a 520% monthly gain. 💃🔥 Market cap? Oh, it’s gone from “cute” to “I’m basically a Kardashian” – nearly $6 billion now. Take that, Toncoin, Cronos, and Polkadot! You’re so last season. 👋

But before you start shopping for a yacht, remember that the road to riches is never entirely smooth, and some technical indicators are waving a little red flag, suggesting that a small correction could be just around the corner.

Tightening liquid supply, rising staking activity, and capital rotation are aligning with Tom Lee’s “supercycle” thesis. Because nothing says “trust” like a 5% increase in TVL. 🧙‍♂️📈

Meanwhile, in a virtual chamber of echoes, Core Scientific (CORZ) convenes on October 30th to ponder a merger with CoreWeave (CRWV). A union of convenience, no doubt, as these corporate titans clutch at straws in the tempestuous sea of crypto. 🌪️💼

Well now, ladies and gentlemen, it appears that the great Mt. Gox – that once mighty Bitcoin exchange – has once again taken to the delaying game, pushing back its repayment schedule all the way to October 2026. Ain’t that a sight? Just when you thought you’d be sittin’ happily with your coins, they go … Read more