Bonk.fun Snags 55% Market Share – Is Pump.fun Crying Yet? 😂

Apparently, they’ve gathered over $540 million in action across a whopping 175,000 launches, which comes with about $34 million in fees. That’s a cozy 55.2% slice of the meme launchpad pie. Meanwhile, Pump.fun is clutching its dwindling 34.9% slice like it’s the last cookie at a networking event. 🍪

Tina Fey Tackles EU’s Crypto Approvals: Binance and Tether Left Out in the Cold

According to a July 7 update from Patrick Hansen, the Director of EU Strategy & Policy at Circle, the list now includes 14 licensed stablecoin issuers from seven countries and 39 MiCA-authorized crypto-asset service providers. Coinbase, Kraken, Bitstamp, and N26 are among the lucky ones that can now “passport” their services throughout the EU without needing additional local approvals. 🤑

Crypto’s Blushing Bride: Ethereum?

One might suppose that the institutional and retail investors, those great gamblers of the modern age, would be chastened by the volatile macroeconomic conditions and the looming specter of price resistance levels for the likes of Bitcoin and Ethereum. But no, they press on, undaunted by the prospect of financial calamity 😱.

Unraveling the Mystery of XRP’s Price: Is Market Manipulation Afoot?

Let’s take a trip down memory lane, shall we? Back in 2017, XRP had one of its biggest moments. In just about two weeks, the token went from a measly $0.15 to over $3, a 20x rally that left everyone in the crypto world gasping for breath. But then, something unexpected happened. CoinMarketCap, the data aggregator, removed pricing data from several Asian exchanges, causing XRP’s displayed price to drop and panic selling to ensue.

Crypto’s Day of Reckoning: Will the Senate Bring Order to the Chaos?

Momentum, that great force of nature, is building in the hallowed halls of Washington, as lawmakers and industry leaders converge, like moths to a flame, to shape the future of U.S. crypto regulation 🔥. Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse, that stalwart champion of digital innovation, has announced on the social media platform X (because, of course, one must be seen to be modern 📱) that he will testify before the U.S. Senate Banking Committee on Wednesday, July 9, during a hearing titled “From Wall Street to Web3: Building Tomorrow’s Digital Asset Markets” 📈. The hearing will be webcast live, because, in this brave new world, one must be seen to be transparent 📺.