He Sat on $10M in Bitcoin for 13 Years—What Made This Chap Finally Blink?

Picture it: May 13th. Our protagonist — known in the wilds of BitcoinTalk as the shadowy and slightly Randian “John Galt” — reports the big move: a cool 100 Bitcoin (BTC) migrating from the safe embrace of a brass-and-bling Casascius bar into a newfangled hardware wallet. For those blissfully unaware, Casascius bars and coins are the sort of thing that cause both collectors and pickpockets to swoon — tangible tokens with secret keys nestled away under a sliver of film, like the prize in a particularly lucrative chocolate bar.

Russian Crypto Mining Registry: From Siberian Power Drains to Comedy Gold

Imagine this: you’re a humble crypto miner, just you and your humming machines. Suddenly, you need to cobble together serial numbers, device models, and your favorite brand of extension cord (okay, maybe not that last one) just to stay legal. The authorities, who’ve apparently run out of actual criminals, now want your GPU’s life story. Mazel tov!

Steinbeck’s Take on Dogecoin’s Rocky Road to $0.36 🐶💰

Currently, the DOGE price is feeling the heat, rising above $0.175 for the second time this month. This suggests a strong bearish presence, a reminder that the bulls have their work cut out for them. Just below the psychological barrier at $0.18, a crucial resistance level, the bulls must find the strength to push through. But this level, along with two more resistance levels, is where the real battle lies. A vast number of DOGE have been stacked here, making these ranges a hotbed of volatility and potential price action. 🌋🔥

Ethereum’s Elegant Ascent: A Tale of Resilience and Optimism 🌟

Over the last 72 hours, Ethereum has performed a gentle, yet captivating waltz. It began near the sumptuous $2,535, soared to the dizzying heights of $2,598, and now gracefully hovers around $2,571, a gain of roughly +1.5% for the period. The most dramatic flourish came on Sunday night, when Ethereum leapt $50 in a single hour, accompanied by the heaviest volume of the week, as if the market itself was applauding its performance.

Can Pi Network Really Deliver a Web3 App Store?

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Accessible via the Pi Browser and the main Pi Network app, the Studio is like a magic genie that grants your app wishes ✨. It’s a step towards turning Pi into a Web3-native alternative to TikTok or Shopify, but, you know, blockchain-y 🤖.