Robert Kiyosaki, the pen behind the ever-popular Rich Dad Poor Dad, a tome so ubiquitous it has graced bookshelves in over 50 languages, remains unshaken in his bullish fervor for bitcoin. Even as the market weeps and wails, he stands firm, declaring the downturn a mere hiccup in the grand symphony of monetary evolution. đŠâ¨
The daily chart? A somber descent since breaching $3.05, with price clinging to $2.30 like a moth to a flame. Candle bodies shrink, signaling either indecision or the marketâs attempt to build a base while pretending itâs not nervous. Volume spiked on a red candle-capitulation, perhaps? But follow-through? Nowhere to be found. The market yawns. đ¤
According to a Financial Times report (which is almost as shiny as Tetherâs reputation), this crypto colossus is in advanced talks to lead an eye-watering âŹ1 billion investment that could catapult Neuraâs valuation to between âŹ8 billion and âŹ10 billion. Because what better way to diversify than pouring billions into mechanical humanoids that might someday replace customer service reps or, worse, your annoying family members?
As BTC loses its grip and capitulates with all the flair of a failed acrobat, Ethereum quietly rises like the phoenix-brighter, bolder, and almost funny in its stubbornness. When Bitcoin flops, ETH struts, claiming the throne as the safer, sassier asset in the market melee.
Mowâs got a theory, see? He says the folks hankerinâ after âprivate as a outhouse at midnightâ Bitcoin donât need to chase no shiny new tokens. Zcash? Pfft. He calls it what it is-a carnival barkerâs trick when the real magicâs been under your nose all along.
With the U.S. governmentâs self-imposed farce concluded, the coming weeks threaten to become a gilded cage of make-or-break reckoning. The market, that capricious jester, teeters on the edge of a precipice, its next move dictated by numbers and narratives that may yet consign it to the abyss.
According to the delightful data, Lighterâs impressive $68 million was the highlight of this weekâs funding soiree, set amidst derivatives platforms, gaming ventures, and infrastructure-truly, a portrait of contemporary ambition.
The whole shebang isnât about cryptoâs naughty behavior. Oh no! Itâs the grown-ups in suits whoâve turned the world into a giant game of ârisk-offâ tag! đââď¸đĽ
The exodus of these crypto grandpas is more dramatic than Mark Darcy ghosting Bridget. đ Statistics show a whopping 45,000 ETH is being dumped daily by these 3-to-10-year-old wallets. Talk about a midlife crisis! đ
