Bitcoin’s Wild Ride: Tariffs, Musk, and a New High Await!

Post-July 4th seasonality, you ask? Thielen chuckles and says, “tends to be bullish, and markets have largely shrugged off tariff-related risks.” The July 9 deadline marks the end of the 90-day pause in US reciprocal tariffs. UBS Global Wealth Management analysts, with a hint of irony, suggest that if the US postpones the tariffs again, markets might interpret this as a reluctance to implement them, and it will support risk appetite. John Bollinger, inventor of the Bollinger Bands technical trading indicator, concurs with a wink, “Bitcoin looks to be setting up for an upside breakout.”

BRICS Currency Drama: Brazil’s Ambassador Spills the Beans 🌎💰

Growing momentum among emerging economies to reduce reliance on the U.S. dollar has led to increased interest in using national currencies for trade, alongside speculation about a unified BRICS currency. Brazil’s Ambassador to India, Kenneth Felix Haczynski da Nobrega, stated in an interview published by The Hindu on July 5 that BRICS will not introduce a common currency during its 2025 summit in Rio de Janeiro. 🎉

TON’s Golden Visa Fiasco 🤦‍♂️

Toncoin, the native cryptocurrency of The Open Network, had a brief moment of glory on Sunday, shooting up 10% to $3.03 after the company claimed that staking $100,000 worth of Toncoin for three years would make applicants eligible for the UAE’s golden visa program. But, as the saying goes, “pride comes before a fall.” And fall it did, by 6% to $2.84, after the Emirates News Agency shared a joint statement from several regulators denying the claim. 🤦‍♂️

Musk Storms Washington

With that, the world’s richest man—freshly excommunicated from Team Trump—pledged to bulldoze the 169-year-old duopoly that has run America since the telegraph was “cutting-edge” 📞. He’s calling it the America Party. Because, you know, America wasn’t already a party 🎉.

Blockchain Romance: Ondo Finance and Oasis Pro Tie the Knot with SEC Licenses

The acquisition, as one might expect in the world of finance, is not merely a union of two companies but a strategic alliance that grants Ondo Finance a suite of licenses, including its status as an SEC-registered broker-dealer, Alternative Trading System (ATS), and Transfer Agent. This, Ondo Finance assures us, provides the necessary regulatory foundation to develop and offer tokenized securities markets to U.S. investors, a prospect that is as thrilling as it is daunting. 🎉

XRP Set to Explode? Wild Predictions, Global Adoption—And Maybe Some Champagne 🥂

Enter CrediBULL—yes, that’s his actual handle, and yes, it’s a pun, let’s just let him have this moment—who’s telling everyone that even people with XRP tattoos are underestimating it. Eight months of XRP treading water above its all-time high monthly close. “That’s rare!” he says. Basically, XRP is hanging around this $2.00 mark so consistently, you’d think it’s trying to win Squatter of the Year. This, apparently, is incredibly bullish. Second only to Bitcoin! (Which, to be honest, is a bit like being second-best karaoke singer at your office party. Still, well done XRP.)

Get a Golden Visa for $100K Toncoin Stake in UAE!

According to TON’s announcement, the applicants will have the chance to have their Golden Visa approved within less than seven weeks after sending the necessary documentation. All the processing will be done by the partners of TON in the UAE, and new residents will be able to confirm their status. This stake is unlike the normal crypto staking rewards, as it links block chain to the real-world incentives.